A Coool Joke

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by nadish, Aug 6, 2005.

  1. nadish

    nadish Active Member


    General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret
    are sitting in a train.

    The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it
    gets completely dark.

    Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a

    The train comes out of the tunnel.

    The woman and Vajpayee are sitting there looking

    Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red
    from an apparent slap.

    All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

    Thatcher is thinking:
    "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri.
    Musharaf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel.
    Very proper that
    she slapped him."

    Madhuri is thinking: "Musharaf must have moved to kiss
    me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."

    Musharaf is thinking:
    "Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri,
    she thought it was me and slapped me."

    Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes
    through another tunnel,
    I could make another kissing
    sound and slap Musharaf again."
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  2. J.J

    J.J The Guitar God

    hahaha lol nice one
  3. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    hmmmmmmmmmmm .kwel...nice one..........nayi zamanay ka hai
  4. arsenal_vaibhav

    arsenal_vaibhav New Member

    gr8 1 haha
  5. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    lolz.. that was the coolest one i ever heard... reps for you nadish...
  6. nik_bokacheley

    nik_bokacheley :help: I'm a mad :sadbye:

    :)..w0w..that was gr8.....................:)...gr8
  7. guns_n_gore

    guns_n_gore hell raiser

    yo thats not a cool joke its a cool vajpayee man.
  8. nadish

    nadish Active Member



    A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
    She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When
    he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close
    to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which
    is full and bushy.

    "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both

    "Actually, no" the man replies.

    "Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him." She asks, running
    her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

    "I'm afraid I can't." breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is
    there anything I can do?"

    "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message." she continues
    huskily,popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to
    suck them gently.

    "Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in
    the ladies room."
  9. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    @nadish - 1st was gr8
    2nd was wierd and less of a joke!
  10. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    another arsenal fan...... :beer: :beer: :beer: go gunners go
  11. nadish

    nadish Active Member

    Thanx 4 the compliments rocking devil!!! :)

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