::COPIED FROM ANOTHER WEBSITE:: General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharaf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him." Madhuri is thinking: "Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped." Musharaf is thinking: "Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me." Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again."
ANOTHER 1 ================ BE AWARE OF WOMEN ================ A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" the man replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him." She asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't." breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message." she continues huskily,popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
