5 word story II

But suddenly a giant spider came and attacked them

 

it turned out that essi's ex was actually the giant spider's daughter in desguise

 

So essi rescued the girl, lets call her liv tyler, from her cruel dad.

 

and decided since he rescued her, he sould merry her, just to make the rescue complete in the eyes of a true hindustani

 

Meanwhile in a distant galaxy, neo sent a distress signal to zoom asking him to come to their rescue from the gian spider's master, the Giant Honeybee!

 

but after merrying her, essi found out that she couldn't cook, so jay kindly offered to teach her

 

But, liv tyler's dad steve tyler the giant spider wouldn'yt let them go

 

Now it turned out that the real essi, still in earth jamming with Steve Vai, when hearing of an imposter got angry and he did a fatality (up up down forward down kick+punch+block) and all his enemies died... sadly all his friends died as well. and sadly essi died as well.

 

when neo finally came back, he saw that essi and zoom were now dead, so he started to cry coz all he had left was jay to help him take care of igt

 

the lone survivour in this catastrophe was sonali on the deserted island, who decided to bring them all back to life by sprinkling water from the fountain of life.

 

then george bush showed up for essi's funeral coz he was the only one in igt that defended him

 

george bush's bodyguard turns out to be the man himself a.k.a bin laden

 

UBL shoots GB down n he joins essi n friends in their journey towards the heavens..
:think:

 

Back in earth, they found out that one of the fine prints they hadn't read in the conract giving them water from the fountain of life was that they would be slaves for the rest of their lives and so they were sent to the slave market where the giant Honeybee's illegitimate son the Giant Red Ant bought them.

 

The Giant Red Ants took them home, and

 

against all possibilties, treated them as kings, but they threw Sonali into prison because she was a girl and they could only have one Queen ant who they already had.

 

Sonali, who felt rage inside of her, cause, she had never been so insulted, decided....

 

to destroy the clan of Red Ants and the clan of Black Ants decided to help her.

 

but the black ants put up a condition on sonali that she would have to be an ant all her life after that

 

sonali said, "u have to give me some time to think bout it." and then she goes and sees this jaadu - tona wala baba......