40 things that happen only in movies

LMAO!!!!!!!

 

hahahahahaha

Some of them say it as "Milaaard"

"Mere kaabil dost bhool rahe hain ki mulzim katl ke waqt is shehar se bahar tha"

"Tamam gawahon ko bayanat rakhte hue adalat is nateeje par pahunchi hai ki mulzim Shankar ne hee seth Heeralaal ka khoon kiya hai aur usey dafa teen so do (302) te tehet sazay maut deti hai."

"Nahi judge sahab maine seth jee ka khoon nahi kiya hai. Ye in sab papiyon ki chaal hai" *hawaldaars drag him away*

*outside the court* (most of the times it is either St. Xavier's College or Asiatic Library in Mumbai which play the role of High/Supreme Courts)
"Birju ki maa, mere jaane ke baad inka khayal rakhna"

*to Birju* "Birju apni maa ko tang mat rakhna, padh likhkar aage badhna"

*Birju to dad who is being dragged away bu hawaldaars* "Baapu, main aapka badla zaroor loonga.....baapu mat jao...mere baapu ko chhod do...wo be kasoor hain" *runs behind the police gaadi and falls down*

 

^ LMAO :RollLol:

 

"nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!"

someone forgot to add the South Indian Mithun Chakraborthy dialogues... damn I can only remember "amma!"

 

Typical hindi movie from the 80's to early 90's

Also: Next scene they show little Birju running behind a cat and then immediately after they show birju all grown up.

 

"Daaktar saab .. Aap operation ki tayyari kijiye .. Paiso ka intezaam ho Jayega"

Muhahaha

 

You forgot to add: They show only his legs, and next moment they show legs of grown up.
Then the guy stops, and they pan the camera up and show him all grown up, and usually witha a beaming smile.

LOL

 

outside operation theatre:

"daaktar saab!....."





























Doctor *hangs head low*: I'm... sorry....

 

"Nahiiiiiiiiiii" *breaks bangles*

 

"Chowdhary sahab rehem karo. Is budhape mein itne paison ka bandobast kidhar se karoonga. Ghar mein teen-teen jawaan betiyan hain"

*Chowdhary's neeyat bigad gayee*
Then comes the rape scene.
*Thunder, lightening and sad music*
Ladki becomes pregnant and budhwa goes to Chowdhary and asks him to marry his pregnant daughter*

"Kya bakwaas karte ho, kisi aur ka paap mere sar par daal rahe ho. Maine tumpar daya kari uske bawajood mujhpar ilzaam laga rahe ho"

 

*Leaves kid on the temple steps and Mehmood finds it*


"Isse liquid oxygen mein dal do. Oxygen usse marne nahi dega aur liquid usse jeene nahi dega"

"Mujhe saara seher Loin ke naam se jaanta hai"

"Mujhe do cheez pasand hai. Sona aur Mona ke saath Sona"

 

"Apne aadmiyin ke saath kaali ghaati ke peeche aa jaana. Wahan Raabert tumhara maal le aayega. Sona Mona ko de dena aaur Raabert se maal le lena.

Kuch hoshiyari kari to jaan lo, tum jis school mein padh rahe ho hum uske hear maastar reh chuke hain."

 

"Kitne aadmit the re?
Ttttteeen sarkar.
Woh do aur tum teen? Bahut Nainsafi hai"

"Mera naam hai crime master gogo. Aakhen nikaal kar ghoti khelta hu"

"Aap purush nahi.... maha purush, maha purush"

How do you remember all these quotes wiz? I have to rack my brains for 2 lines.

"Koena: Meri maa kehti thi ke sachha prem hoga to guitar bajega.
Ritesh: Maine sunna hai ki agar tum aakh bund karke jiske baare mein sochogi woh tumhare saamne aa jayega.
Koena: Yeh kisne bola tumko?
Ritesh: Kyun Mummy sirf tumko hai kya?"

The above one was from the Apna Sapna movie. Had me in splits the way the last line was said. I don't know why there's so much hate for this movie.

 

Andaz Apna Apna pwns

"Gogo jee...aapka ghagra"

"Kaisa lag raha hai daddy kaisa lag raha hai"
"Bahut aache bahut achce, lekin ye sab hoga kaise, how how?"
"Wow..haha....iske liye aapko apni sadi si dukan bechni padegi aur mujhe 25 hazar rupaye dene padenge"

"Fir apna wah wah productions engliss mein pikture banayega, engliss know you?"
"Walk engliss, talk englisss..."
"Finisss, ban gaye tum istar"

 

Wow!! That happns in movies??? I mean "Page cannot be displayed" ??





:RollLol:

 

andaaz apna apna
*amar, goli hi toh nahin hai yaar*
*abbe goli nahin thi toh bola kyon??*

 

^^WOz dat meant to me ?? :Worried:

 

jaane bhi do yaroon.

*ruko allbert pinto lagta hai koi humari baatein sun raha hai

aeey.. shii cshii.. tumne kuch suna
*naseer: haiiiin (acting like deaf)
arre tumne kuch suna to nahin
*naseer: haaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiin
*behre hoooo
*haaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn

:RollLol:

 

LMAO^

the phone waala scene is hillarious

 

Andaz Apna Apna .. One of the best ever :nw:

Aamir:
Jawaan dilo ki baat hai, Pyaar mohabbat ka mamla hai.
Aap ha karenge to ghar mein shaadi karenge, nahi karenge to mandir mein .. Lol