40 things that happen only in movies

^ lmao :RollLol:

 

^ Ab inhe dawa ki nahi dua ki zaroorat hai.

*hangs head*

 

*Tumhari Phool jaise beti mere kabze main hai agar uski jaan ki salamati chahte ho to foran 50 lakh ka bandobast karo. aur haan agar police ko khabar ki to yaad rakhna beti ke choote choote tukde installment main bhej doonga

lol

 

^ "Wrong number"



*click*



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naah munna naah *dilip kumar style

 

"Geeta, pitaji ke pair chuo"

 

"khade khade mooh kya dekh rahe ho, jaoo jaldi sabka mooh meetha karao"

 

"Tum Sarkar ko kya samajte ho?
Sarkar ek system hai jisme janta bhi ek hissaa hai.
Hum tum yeh gaon sab iss System ka hissaa hai.
Agar is system mein koi kami ho to ise theek karna hamari utni hi zimmedari hai jitni ki Sarkar ki."

 

you guys just alienated me from this thread forever ...
*cries*

 

"Chillao, aur zor se chillao.
Tumhari awaz kiseeko bhi sunayi nahin degi. Ab tumhe Bhagwaan bhi bachaa nahin sakta."

*evil laughter*

 

DAiyya re daiyya, biradri mein naak kata di tune.
Ghar ki maryada / Khandan ki izzat ki ek baar bhi nahin sochi tumne, yeh sab karne se pehle!

 

The hero's mother,on stumbling upon the villain's evil plans, confronts him:

"main tumhare napaak iraadon ko kabhi kamyaab nahi hone dungi.. abhi jaake use sab sach batati hun"

And promptly gets captured.

 

"Lalaji, apni bitiya dekhte hi dekhte kitni badi ho gayi..main to kahta hun, jaldi iske haath peele kara dijiye"

*Girl overhears the conversation and runs away embarrased*

Father, with a doting look: "Sharma gayi"

 

"Mein tumhari beti ka haath maange aaya hu"

"Nikal ja mere ghar se"

"Mere pass maa hai"

 

"Mere Paas raj-maa hai"


"Bhagwaan ke ghar der hai andher nahi"
"Maine apne pachchis (25) saal ke career mein asa pehli baar dekha hai...aashcharyajanik"

 

the most common
*chhod de mujhe zaalim,zaleel, tere ghar main maa behen nahin hai kya*

 

^Bachao Bachao

"Mein bhagwan ki kasam khate kehta hu ki mein tumse pyaar karta"

"Gita ke upar kasam kha kar kaho ki jo bhi tum kahoge sach kahoge or sach ke sivai kuch nahi kahoge" (that could be wrong but you get the picture)

"Milord" (I actually believed that they actually call the judge that in normal courts until some lawyer friends dashed all my dreams)

 

*chhod de mujhe lala*
*aaj toh main tujhe nahin chhoddoonga, aaja meri raani,..*
*bachaao bachaao*
*chilla,kitna chillayegi..aaj teri cheenkh koi nahin sunega*

 

" Muje tumse payar hai"

 

Actress getting raped: Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhodd do.


(Bhagwan: wow! no wanking today)