Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by CrYpTiC_angel, Oct 26, 2005.
hehe.. check this out:
hahaha....funny as hell thing.... How do you find these??
tht is old stuff.....on a corporate id we get such stuff daily :
neway still hillarious :RollLol:
hahahaha... thats good stuff
:RollLol: ...good one! reps for you!
good one and heres more of youknowwhat -
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (SHIT)
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not recieve your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see
your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.
list, and they are especially skilled at seeing that youget all the S.H.I.T.
you can handle. Employees who don't take there S.H.I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.) those who fail
to take D.E.E.P, S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE
TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they
were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of
S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T. you my be interested in job
training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE
LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.)
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING, (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.) thank you.
BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
@trish: .. thats some funny schittt!!!! lol lol .. ok that was corny .. thats hilarious!
whoa.......all shiitss of the world together...nice one..
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