Read this from bottom to know the "work" of "benchers@infy". Comes with a flavor of humor. PART - 1 : Read if from bottom > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Anirban Mookherjee > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 3:53 PM Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > > Will the goats, buffaloes, cows and other animals have to follow the > dress code????????? And will they have permanent ID card???????/ After > all security was questioned by one of us! > > I think having ID cards will help ensure better security. + the dress > code will make them look more professional > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: S Sriram > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 3:43 PM Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Guys ..... It was started with cow. Then people added buffalos and > goats to the list. Check if anything else is missed out ( if its milk > is useful or it is useful in someother way) before sending the > suggestion to the concerned dept / authority. > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Anirban Mookherjee > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 3:26 PM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Re:Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > No need to buy the vending macines as CCD will provide them on loan I > guess. > Now coming to the goats/cows/buffaloes we have to purchase them, now the > question is how many???? Should all building have one of each or should > one > building have only one animal?/? That is the point we have to decide on. > > As far as the plantation goes I think the golf course is used no more, so > we > can have a tea and coffee plantation over there. After all its about tea > or > coffee so we need the main ingredient fresh!!!!! isnt it???????? > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Nitin Chaganlal Jain > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 3:14 PM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Re:Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Now we have to decide whether should buy Vending machines or milk giving > animals like Cow/buffalo/Goat? > > > Regards, > Nitin Jain C. > ES-Oracle Practice,Blr. > Extn #: 60749, Mobile #: 9845195968 > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Amarpal Singh Sanghera > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 3:12 PM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > What if some buffalo turns out to be a LeT operative ? > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Archana Amperayani > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 3:09 PM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > No! > If you want I can sign a petition online beseeching the authorities to > allow > cows, buffaloes and good coffee vending machines in Infy.. > That's the MAX I am willing to do J > > Thanks and Regards, > Archana. > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Anirban Mookherjee > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:55 PM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > I think Archana is the one who might arrange for the goats!!!!!!! (No > offences meant) > > Can anyone make the arrangements for the cow and buffaloes please? > > Also the tea and coffee plantations!!!!!!!!1 > > ;-) > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Sunil Kamat > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:50 PM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > Who is Archana? Is it a goats name?? > > > > Regards, > Sunil Kamat > Software Engineer | Infosys Technologies Ltd. | Bangalore > Extn: 63245 | Mobile: 91 99451 29390 | Direct: 91 80 515 63245 > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Rajesh Rawat > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:39 PM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: > > Can we have explanations? > > > Rajesh Rawat > Infosys Technologies Ltd, > Bangalore > EMEA, UK Retails & CPG > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Joyjit Guha > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:37 PM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > I did not get this L > Goats and then Archana are you listening? > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Anup Narayan Talegaonkar > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:23 PM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > Why don't we have goats too..?. > > Archana are you listening? > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Amarpal Singh Sanghera > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:14 PM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > Can we also have buffaloes please ??? J > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: S Sriram > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 2:11 PM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > I agree with you that milk powder is no substitute for actual milk. > Similarly old milk is no substitute for fresh milk. > > So how about having a cow and a decoction maker in each building, so that > we > can get a nice flavoured coffee. > > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Madhu Raghavendra Sagar > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 11:57 AM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: > > Yes please.both tea and coffee taste really horrible.the milk powder is no > substitute for actual milk.. what with all kinds of bugs coming out of the > machine too! > > It would be really nice to have something like what is suggested below. > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Nitin Chaganlal Jain > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 11:45 AM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > Hi, > > Can we have better coffee vending machines in Bglr DC like other DC's? I > remember we had got this Horlicks/Bornvita Vending machines in Hyd-DC (one > per building) which lot of people out there has appreciated. Can we hope > of > getting similar ones in Bglr DC. > > > Regards, > Nitin Jain C. > ES-Oracle Practice,Blr. > Extn #: 60749, Mobile #: 9845195968 >
PART - 2: contiuation, Read from bottom. > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Anirban Mookherjee > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:59 PM Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > Yes certainly they should have, as infy is a global > company!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > Perhaps after tasing the coffee and tea here the client might want to > outsource their coffee and tea facility to Infy > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Kartik Krishnamurthy > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:53 PM Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > wil our dear cows > /buffaloos........................................etc > hav > onsite oppurtunities as they wud surely want to know this in the > interview............... > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Archana Amperayani > Posted At: Fri 1/20/2006 4:44 PM > Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Ba-Ba Moo-Moo - ROTFL > > What will the grazing grounds signboards say in that case? "Milking in > progress, No mooing please?" > And will the cattle stock be taught to read these K > > Thanks and Regards, > Archana. > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Shatadip Som > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:40 PM Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > Yes we need to have very strict selection criteria so that only > quality cows/buffaloes/camels/goats/sheep/llama/elk/elephants etc. are > recruited for milking. > > 1) Should have consistently high 'milkademic' performance. Should > have > given more than or equal to 10 litres/day in the past. > 2) Should have high 'dungamatic' quotient. Should not have passed > dung > on the premises more than 3.4 times per 1000 days. > 3) Should be good team players and not kick the milkman while > milking. > > 4) Should meet deadlines and allow milking at late-hours and > night-shifts too for the foreign clients. > 5) Should have no communication skills else can disturb the > employees > by ba-ba/moo-moo etc. > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Ankit Singh Chauhan > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:19 PM Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: > > Can we have a separate DC for their Training n production? > "Production People" - no they would called "Production Animals" > > N they hv separate recruitment policy. > > Can any one suggest their minimum criteria? > > > > > Ankit Singh Chauhan > Software Engineering > Communication Service Provider > Infosys-Bangalore(India) > (- 91-80-41564013 > 3- 91-80-28520261 > Mob - 91- 9986139803 > :*AnkitSingh_Chauhan@infosys.com > > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Ankur Sharma > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:14 PM Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > Ya.and that will make devegowda happy too J > > Ankur.. > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Chandan Chatterjee > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:12 PM Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: > > > Can the milking of the cows, buffaloes and goats be outsourced since > it's not a core competency that Infy enjoys ? > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Anirban Mookherjee > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:11 PM Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > > Yes thats true. > > As cars or two wheelers are no more allowed inside the campus and the > golf carts are only for the clients the ones who do not know cycling > can use kangaroos for quick transportations from one place to another > withing the campus. > > > > --------------------------------- > > > From: Santhosh S Damle > Posted At: Friday, January 20, 2006 4:03 PM Posted To: KEC General > Conversation: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Subject: Can we have better coffee vending machines? > Yes, 'Photo ID Card' is necessary! > Or we would need dogs if the animals look too similar for security > guys to identify. > Baggage check is not in question right now, but may be some day, if we > have plans to allow Kangaroos for some reason. J > > SSD > >
