had a break of 2 days in b/w my exams and here i am at IGT WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE ? Here is the reason. Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. 1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth! 2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gan gsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies... The 'climax' f! inally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton commits suicide...
hahahahah..........:RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: @drsaurabh......man..... those were some really good ones... now i feel like committing suicide myself... but before that i want to see a few tamil movies.... just to make it easier.... :RollLol: :RollLol:
Been there, seen those... Still, always makes me laugh... Dr.Saurabh, GOOD WORK MAN... NOW GO STUDY...
hey funny dude... best of luck for ur exams... had read bout these but alwaz refreshing to revive funny moments and u did it.. kool!!!
Is this ur own creation. My friend got this joke/information from somewhere before u got this and she e-mailed it to me. Actually, who plaigiarised?
