... before women Men Die First for a Reason Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's ***ual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're ***ist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it Too often, you're over***ed. If you don't, there must be someone else. NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!!
n Dammit If u say something really romantic or compliment her graciously .. she thinks he wanna have *** n nothing else .. Damn women ! Being fair .. Sometimes that's true .. but Only sometimes ok .. :
for all those men who believe in that console yourself .... its not all that true.. there are times people dig up their own graves men can never understand women and vice versa.. there are some exceptions though..dont wanna get into all that...
@petunia then if a man doesn't compliment they think he's such an arrogant a$$hole .. *sigh* .. @bubz hmmmmm as the famous authour put it .. Women are meant to be loved .. Not to be understood
^well not all of us are like, notty. You prolly jst got stuck with the pompous biatches. *bats eyelashes*
^Its not just bout biatches .. It depends from gal to gal .. whoever it is I begin wid mild compliments n then depending on the vibes I get .. I adjust accordingly from Nice gals to biatches .. Lol .. But hey .. Not always v wanna get into their pants when v compliment .. only on one of those days out of 365 u can say EDIT: I respect the fairer *** a lot .. I'm serious ..
^^you adjust accordingly???? Wht the hell are we? lol...n im sure you respect the fairer lot... *rolls eyes*
he's jst pissed coz no girl wants to adjust with him.. well, that's what a girl would have to do to be with him- compromise :grin:
:RollLol: an i sure as hell hope it aint a compromise in the pants.. (mebbe thats y he doesnt screw em all the time...) huh wht you say, notty???
U would think Oh U know me so well don't u .. witty use of words on an internet forum proves I suck wid gals .. I worship U :nw: