Why marry an engineer...

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by rickkkyrich, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Ladies, when Choosing A Mate, Compare These Other Professionals To Engineers:

    Here is a plug for all the Engineers out there.

    DOCTORS Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run off with some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is pretending to be sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids to do this. This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a hard enough time meeting you. It is unlikely he'll ever meet another woman in his profession.

    LAWYER Do You seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your Engineer spouse. He doesn't have enough social skills to lie convincingly. An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is when the divorce happens you will get nothing.

    SALESMAN See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus, he will be traveling to trade shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy individuals. Don't be surprised when you get the invitation to show up on the Ricki Lake show. The company that your Engineer husband works at will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle, until he is ready to go home to you.

    HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E. POLICE OFFICER, FIREFIGHTER, CONSTRUCTION WORKER, ETC. Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will likely be crippled with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at your ***ual peak. The only hazards that your Engineer husband will face is losing his eyesight by staring at the terminal for too long. This hazard actually has some benefits. For one, he will not notice that you are getting older, since you will be a blur. He will remember you as when he first met you, because the memory will still be sharp, and you ask "Honey, were you looking at her?", he'll honestly be able to say that he didn't even see her.

    TEACHER The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him. He'll be in jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another man.

    MINISTER See Teacher and substitute the word "girls" with "boys".
  2. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Dayum ... looks like I should take up teaching.

  3. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Really cool profession
  4. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    hahah be careful Alpha1 and Ricky, don't get caught on molesting charges :)
  5. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    There is nothing being done against the will - so no question about molestation.
  6. fena

    fena New Member

    exactly why i chose engineering :D
  7. rmk2martio

    rmk2martio New Member

    So funny joke. Thanks for sharing.
  8. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    You don't choose engineering it happens to you...

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