Who's smart?

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by lord_neo, Feb 14, 2005.

  1. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    Who's smart?


    Smart man + smart woman = romance

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair

    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


    Smart boss + smart employee = profit

    Smart boss + dumb employee = production

    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  2. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    will be my case...lolz

    what will be urs neo???
    anyways nice informative thread.. these are all facts that we do not understand.. or we dont want to understand
  3. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

  4. Sanjay Mazumder

    Sanjay Mazumder ~..::MASTERMIND::..~

    Absolutely true, Neo. :):):):)
  5. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    I know all these, but they never fail to make me smile when i read them all the same:) Nice points Lord.
  6. jayswami

    jayswami Blue J

    what about mixing and matching them

    smart woman + dumb boss= promotion /***ual harrasment suit etc
  7. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(


    till date da funniest post in igt... :)
  8. guns n roses

    guns n roses Pro Guitarist

    Man i showed my mom and she absolutely LOVED IT!

    she says thanks 2 u Neo. :) her day got better cause of you.
  9. Hardik

    Hardik .:.:.:BoRn TaLenT:.:.:.

    nice post lord.....
    i have read those too...but still couldnt stop smiling...:):):):):)
  10. light_of_erindi

    light_of_erindi New Member

    Jay...hehe...how do u come with such stuff...yes ...i have seen this before....:)
  11. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    lol , that was funny maen , he he

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