Who's smart? MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
will be my case...lolz what will be urs neo??? anyways nice informative thread.. these are all facts that we do not understand.. or we dont want to understand
I know all these, but they never fail to make me smile when i read them all the same Nice points Lord.
Man i showed my mom and she absolutely LOVED IT! she says thanks 2 u Neo. her day got better cause of you.
