whats wrong with the land of the turban??

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by jamhead, Nov 1, 2006.

  1. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    we already have the 100s of bhangra poppers and their evil music.

    we have all the bump and grind songs in bollywood films.

    we had the sadson ka saag and makkhi ki roti and the tractor scenes in the khet.

    meanwhile we had the pooja bedis and the kamal sidhus and the karishma kapoors.

    we have had bhangra dances and bc's and mc's in all aspects of life in india (take tv advertisements for example).

    and now they have invaded the realms of cricket as well.

    mandira bedi shows of her cleavage and tries to look as slutty as they come (all the while betraying her total lack of understanding of the game). amarnath bursts into rediculous bhangra songs while giving his expert opinions about cricket. and the one and only navjot singh sidhu rapes the english language while talking in "proverbs" that only he can figure out. and bishen bedi talks like a ruffian - cos he was born one.

    where and when will it stop?? and what could be the reason for such such all round slapstickicity in almost everything that comes from the land of the turban??? do fellow IGT-ers enjoy this sort of crap??
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  2. erutu

    erutu terminally awesome

    Let me get this out of the way:

    Racist! /lavina

    I have never seen Amarnath doing the bhangra. Thank god for that.

    Sidhu just talks nonsense so that he can get more time on tv.

    Mandira, hmmm...she's cute but should just shut up.

    I demand sardar jokes!!
  3. rohit

    rohit New Member

    jimmy amarnath doing the bhangra was terrible.
    it was more terrible when greg chappell did the bhangra.
    siddhu irritates me but sometimes makes sense while talking.
  4. sanju_strings

    sanju_strings 50 Pai$e <3V/S<3 50 CeNt$

    @{:) sidhu is d most annoyin person 4 sure @{:)
  5. jozko

    jozko Banned

    msg to sanju ^ Sanju empty ur inbox plz
  6. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    but sardara ARE jokes (for the most part).
  7. jozko

    jozko Banned

    Ban turBAN?
    Jam do u like harbhajan and Yuvraj?
  8. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    I like R.P Singh. That is why people call me mad.
  9. jozko

    jozko Banned

    I like Manmohan, Gyani Zail Singh et al
    also VRV singh
    AJ do u sing?
  10. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    Yes, I sing well. But, not right now with my phatela voice.
  11. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    I do.
    And don't care about others.
  12. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    I dont mind these two, and dont care about cricket.

    Sardars are funny people though.
  13. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    Let me take this opportunity to make myself heard that siddu is worse than a buffoon in that laughter challenge. Ugh!

    I like punjabi style though music/dialogues/etc .. if its not overdone ..
  14. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God


    O bas kar yaar

    Maar sutya..


    Oh guru bas kar.

  15. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    ^n the way he lifts his ass off the chair everytime he says that .. I bet he might be farting..
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  17. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    sonali chander speaks english in the accent of a punjabi truck driver. the sooner supreme court passes a law banning her from english news channel the better for the furure of the nation -or else in a few years half the indians will start pronouncing in the horrible, thick and rough way she does. she sucks ass big time.
  18. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Forgive the ignorance, who is she??

    The Biharis, Jats, UPites, Southies, Marathis and tons other speak bad English as well.
  19. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Bongoli too.

    North East too.

    South India too.

    Godamn, the whole bloody country!
  20. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    she is the NDTV sports section news reader.

    and yes almost every linguistic community has lots of people who speak in an accent laced heavily with the vernacular - but very few are on national tv or programs.

    you wont ever see a bihari accented guy on the cricket show with mandira bedi. but you will have to tolerate a sidhu.

    you wont find a news reader with a bengali accent on an english channel - but you will have to tolerate a sonali trucker.

    you wont find a south indian pop singer singing on mtv shown to all indians - you may find them in local channels. but you will find 1000s of bhangra poppers.

    thats what i mean - how come all the crap that the land of the turban dishes out - be it their slapstickicity, or their bump and grind songs or their bhangra songs or siddhuisms or thick accent - is to be found on national television and has to be tolerated by all and sundry??

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