whats the best sms you've ever you've ever recd ,...

@Menon, Better watch what you post another post like that will get you in trouble.

 

Sorry Dude..
That's why I checked...won't happen again Neo..thanx dimebag!!
All Apologies
can I make up for my folly with a joke??
Ok..Have you seen Stevie Wonders' new car? No?? That's ok..cos neither has he!!
Hahaha..I knw it's cruel, but hey..it's true na?
Ok another one..How did Stevie's mom punish him? She re-arranged the furniture!
Ok..how'd we knw Princess Di had dandruff when she died? her Head and SHoulders were all over the dash!!
All in good spirit yall
Cheerio
Menon

 

man! ur sense of humour is brutal..
the princess one was......well ...never mind...
...though i admit its funny ...but still very brutal...at least for the young ones on board...im not one ..so dont worry ant me..

 

@Menon, Ok not a problem just dont do it again.

 

Thanx Neo..
Dimebag..it isn't my sense of humour that's brutal..I wish I were this original..but it's really really funny man..I'm sure Stevie would've laughed at this himself..unfortunately, we'd to wait for Di to, how we say, kick the bucket to pull one on her!!
Forgive my sould O Lord, for I know not what I say!
Menon

 

The Cooooooolest One :
"" Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ram Mandir Main Gaya Aur Ro Ro Kar Kehne Lagaa He Raam He Raam Meri Biwi Kho Gayi Hai Dhoond De " Tabhie Ram Moorti Se Awaaz Aayi " Abe Saath Waale Hanumaan Mandir Main Ja Meri Bhi Hanuman Ne Hi Dhoondi Thi""

Well Another Is:
"" Gita Main Likha Hai












Arre Yahaan Nahin Gita Main Likha Hai"


""gabbar: Yeh Haath Muje Dede Thakur
Thakur :: Lele Gabbar Magar Subah Meri Potty Dhone Aa Jayio""


""ajib Tere Nakhre Ajib Tera Style Hai Moo Dhone Ki Tameez Nahi Haath Main Mobile Hai""


I Hope U All Liked These

 

hey thats what my Cisco teacher does to his blind son....poor guy

 

hey nice one mudit.. i also had some of them.. cool ones...

 

okz now i got this 1 4 diwali

dear friends, this sms is to formally inform you that ive started accepting diwali gifts. For ur convienience, chocolates, cash, sweets(no flowers or blessings) are also taken. Hurry up! Holiday rush hasnt started yet!

well 'twoz sumfin like this.. i dun rememba it so well

 

Well, i got one from my friend, aishwarya,
When everything goes wrong and everything's against you, i will come close to you, hold your hand and take you for a walk over a bridge and show you WHERE TO JUMP OFF FROM!

 

Best Message So Far??

Good Morning.... Get a good start this beautiful day by relaxing and having a day full NAP..

 

@ all the funny jokes - lol
@ all non funny jokes - ...

Anyway, my fav sms are just the normal stuff I talk with certain people... idle chit chat which benefits no one in particular yet tells you that someone is thinking of you at that moment...

 

this ones a sweet mesg...
A day bfor i die, i wil spend 23 hours with u. u must wonder wat i wil do un the last 1 hr of my life.....

i wil look 4 a person 2 care for u juz as much as i care for u

 

one more....

Zindagi main kuch karna hi hai....
To kuch aisa kar jao...
Ke tum kisibhi rast se... kisibhi gali se guzroooo
To bass ek hi awaaz aayeee

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"Papa Aa gaye.. Papa aa gaye.."

ihihihi..

 

Ohh Gaawwd lmao,Gautam!!
Yet another one I got is..
"You should've thought of a better time than 4 in the mornin to want to meet me Niki.."
Hehe..
Menon

 

nice one ppl ,... keep going ...

 

I got one today that i thought deserved a special mention, it was from my friend Aishwarya.
"I miss you so much sharath. I just hope you come here soon. This place is absolute hell. However, if hell meant that i'd be with you, i'd live through a thousand hells" Sounds a bit corny, but still, it was a nice way to start off the day.

 

hmmm...this is wot i got

A mother asks her married daughter..if she knows what a "mangalasutra" is? Her daughter replies, of course mom..it's a licence to do "kamasutra"... :lol:

 

LOL man, nice 'un, but is that the best you recieved? If yeah, i shudder to think of the worst:

 

yep that's the best....actually...i barely get any sms....just talk over the phone most of the time...so...