whats the best sms you've ever you've ever recd ,...

whats the best sms you've ever recd ,...

juss recd a message today ,...

" just a thought - when god takes something away from your grasp , he is not punishing you but merely emptying your hand for you to recieve something better "

goes into my collection ...

share your best ones with us ...

 

Well, this one -

"Oh my god, what has this world come to! People do not have any ethics any more.
The other day i was in the temple and right in the middle of aarti, one guy lit up a cigarette. I was so shocked that i nearly dropped my beer....."

 

hmmmmmm....
all my friends are freaks and send me only dirty messages..
let me think of somethin i can post out here...
thinkin ....thinkin..
damn....
ok ...
heres one that s the closest that i can post out here......

Three people were sitting on the bench and feeling 'HAPPY'








then 'HAPPY' got frustrated and he left...

 

lol , that was a nice one too ...

 

Well... since I came to singapore, I haven't received many such sms... here they only sms normal stuff... so, no contribution from me.

 

i get really anxious smss from mom... 'beta where are you? when are u coming home?'....all the time...

hehe

 

Hi bob

I liked this msg which i got from one of my friends....

"If i ever sent u a bunch of roses i ll put a fake one in between then i ll say our relationship will last till the last one dies...........!!!"

cOoL iS :rule:

 

the last rose is non livin
im just jokin
nice message though..

 

never say never die ,....

 

i rcvd 2 gr8 smsz in mi life & i recieved both yesterday

FIRST - there i woz watching aitraaz in the cinema hall and rcvd a msg it woz 4m zoom! he said that im finally outta probation!!!!! shit it woz amazing!!!!! THX ZOOOOOM!

SECOND - woz gettin bored.. woz still there watchin aitraaz and rcvd anoda sms it woz from a frend. it said -

hey lavina where the hell r u!? go outside rite now!! ND I MEAN RITE NOW! ITS RAINING!!!! AND ITS GOT 2 OF HIS FRENZ TOO; MR THUNDER AND MR HAIL!! DUNT MISS IT!!!!!!!!

shit i woz freaked the whole theatre were recievin msgs and gettin calls
i woz amazed 2 see so many ppl gettin up at the same time goin out and njoyin in the rain; best part- the movie woz stil goin on!! not even the interval!!

 

im dumb..agreed...but couldnt make a sense out of it in the context we were speaking..

 

"I'm never going to speak to you again" from a girl i knew Freedom at last :rock:

 

^^ hahha...

 

Heyya...
I forget if it's the best sms or an sms you remember, the topic, but I rem one sms I got from this dude in whose house I was PG'ing..
"Dude, come get ur luggage from the police station"
It was cos I hadn't paid him any token money..sonofabitch!!
Excuse the profanity Neo
Cheerio
Menon

 

oh man...that was funny too...

 

well i got this message recently on the eve of bhaidooj... (bhaubeez)
its a day in diwali wer bro gets gifts for sis and cash and stuffs juz like raksha bandhan..

the sms is as follows...
Preity... Kareena..Amisha... Rani ...Aishwarya... Sushmita... Pam... Kajol.. Bipashaaa



.... Alll wish u happy Bhaidooj...

 

Hahaha...lol! Good one

 

hahahaha.......gautam, tooooooo baad!

 

Lol gautam, too bad for you man

 

^^^ u might get banned for it...
too many 10-15 yr olds .....