WEBCAM - A funny factual poem ;-)

Discussion in 'Poetry and Lyrics Forum' started by nils, Aug 28, 2006.

  1. nils

    nils New Member

    For all the World to See :dance:

    I was sitting here
    Typing words
    When suddenly a wasp appeared
    Buzzing loudly
    Obviously annoyed
    And looking very weird

    A massive wasp
    It must have weighed
    A couple of pounds!
    Heading straight for me
    To some eerie
    Buzzing sounds

    Then it disappears
    Down the neckline of
    My shirt
    Starts stinging me
    And JESUS
    Did it hurt

    In panic now
    I tear my shirt from
    Off my back
    But it slides down
    And continues
    it's attack

    I'm terrorised
    As it moves into
    My boxer shorts
    Buzzing round
    Dreadful thoughts

    I rip my trousers off
    And throw them
    to the floor
    And then my shorts
    No clothes on

    The wasp flies off
    Here stands a naked
    But thankful man
    Then, in horror I notice
    My newly purchased
    WEBCAM! :eek::

    Do reply how did you found the poem? Also share some similar experiances ;)
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  2. madhuresh

    madhuresh madhuresh

    u streached the thingy a bit longer...but nice atempt ..keep posting !
  3. nils

    nils New Member

    Thanks for the comments madhuresh.
  4. Ankur_Scorpio

    Ankur_Scorpio New Member

    lol ! nice one....
  5. urban_slacker

    urban_slacker New Member

    lol.....endin part is cul...
  6. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    funny one but sounded a little childish n immature........
  7. nils

    nils New Member

    u didnt saw what was broadcasted by the WEBCAM, so it appears childish to you....
    If you saw that, u would find nothing childish at all.... he he ... just kidding.... :Laughing: :RollLol:
  8. cumming soon

    cumming soon Banned

    sounded like **** in the beginnin but the end was kinda cute
  9. cumming soon

    cumming soon Banned

    **** read poan(get it)

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