ways to turn men down..

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    He: Can I buy you a drink?
    She: Actually, i'd rather have the money

    He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
    She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

    He: Your face must turn a few heads.
    She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

    He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
    She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    She: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    She: Unfertilized.

    He: I want to give myself to you.
    She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

    He: Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
    She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
     
  2. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    hahaha
    real funny
     
  3. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Will it still be funny if the "he" is you ? :p
     
  4. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    must say
    i am not that sort
     
  5. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Then maybe you need to grow a pair.. :p .. j/k (it means just kidding and not jammu kashmir :RollLol:)
     
  6. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    that was a pj! :p
    (jk not equal to jammu kashmir..! )

    haha
     
  7. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    hmm.... really???
     
  8. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Darn, must be a lesbian.
     
  9. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    or the guy must b an ass. :\
     
  10. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Jenny ass and jack ass - a pair made for each other.
     
  11. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    i think it should be jill ass
    'cause jack goes with jill
     

Share This Page