1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't >understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I >understand that you understand? Understand ! > >2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the >witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. > >3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds. > >4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was >sea, sea, sea. > >5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People > >6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which >watch? > >7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I >thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought >I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much. > >8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a >fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a >fellow means?" > >9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and >called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and >Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to >come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about >going outside or >coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then >both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside. > >10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE >SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES > >11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside >outside his inside inn. > >12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the >doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or >does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When a >doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor >doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor >doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way" > >13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, >Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the >weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we >like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is >cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or >not. > >14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. > >15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the >flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in >the flue > >16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as >tongue-twister twists tongues. > >17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed >Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's >saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's >seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore >Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw