To Be A Millionaire....

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by slashboyin, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. slashboyin

    slashboyin New Member

    > A jobless man applied for the position of "office
    > boy" at Microsoft. The HR
    > manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning
    > the floor as a test. "You
    > are employed."
    > He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send
    > you the application to
    > fill in, as well as date when you may start."
    > The man replied "But I don't have a computer,
    > neither an email."
    > I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have
    > an email, that means you
    > do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the
    > job."
    > The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know
    > what to do, with only $10
    > in his pocket. He then decided to go to the
    > supermarket and buy a 10Kg
    > tomato crate.
    > He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.
    > In less than two hours,
    > he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the
    > Operation three times,
    > and returned home with $60. The man realized that he
    > can survive by this
    > Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return
    > late Thus, his money
    > doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a
    > cart, then a truck, then
    > he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
    > 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food
    > retailers in the US . He
    > started to plan his family's future, and decided to
    > have a life insurance.
    > He called an insurance broker, and chose a
    > protection plan. When the
    > conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his
    > email. The man replied,
    > "I don't have an email". The broker answered
    > curiously, "You don't have an
    > email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire.
    > Can you imagine what you
    > could have been if you had an email?!!"
    > The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd
    > be an office boy at
    > Microsoft!"
    > Moral of the story:
    > M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
    > M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you
    > can be a millionaire.
    > M3 - If you received this message by email, you are
    > closer to being an
    > office boy,
    > than a millionaire..........
    > Have a great day!!!
    > Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back,
    > I'm closing all my email
    > addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!
    > Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!!!
  2. guitarangela

    guitarangela gran'ma

    ^pssh, i wish life was that easy where people are just standing on lines to buy tomatoes everyday...why do we need microsoft then? lets all sell all tomatoes and and become millionares....and the morals were dumb! it is all wrong.....
  3. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    Does it work with potatoes ?
    Johny Bravo likes this.
  4. stalker

    stalker Banned

    *** toys. Now thats an idead waiting to be exploited in India. Well The BJP and Shiv Sena will also want to stuff your ass with them but yeah....
  5. Johny Bravo

    Johny Bravo The Boy Genius!

    Sheer dumb luck! Thats all I gotta say...
  6. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Become a gigolo...tht is faster than selling tomatoes

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