The Unofficial SPOOF THREAD

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by Nanda, Sep 16, 2005.

  1. Nanda

    Nanda Bassist

    Hey ppl this will be the SPOOF thread where u can post spoof Lyrics ... Others or yours ...

    Sambhar of 69

    I had my first real six rupees,
    stole it from my father's pants.
    went to a madrasi hotel,
    to eat the sambhar of 69.

    Me and some kadke dost,
    had it all and we caught bukhaar,
    jimmy puked, Joey got ulcers,
    and Bagga ne maari dakar.

    Oh when I went back there now,
    the food was as stale as ever,
    and though it was 1999,
    still the sambhar was being served over there,

    That was the worst food of my life.

    There's no use in complaining,
    when you got no other place to eat,
    rushed in the evening to the doctors clinic,
    but he too was at the toilet seat, yeah

    Standing there waiting outside,
    nurse told me I will wait forever,
    oh and when I held my breath,
    I knew that I had to use that loo there
    That was the worst food of my life.

    Back to the sambhar of 69.

    Man I was getting killed,
    I was full and restless,
    I needed to unwind,
    I guess nothing can wait forever - FOREVER... NO!!!!

    And now the dhabas are changing,
    new dishes have come and gone,
    sometimes when I pass that old madrasi lane,
    I still smell it, I can't be wrong.

    Standing in those unwashed clothes,
    the waiters still call me in there,
    oh the way my nostrils burn,
    I know that it will be served forever,
    what was the worst food of my life.

    Yeah it was the Sambhar of 69,

    The Sambhar, the sambhar, the sambhar of 69 !!!
  2. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    hahahahah lmao!!!
    gr8 job nanda!!
  3. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    :RollLol: :RollLol:

    that was gr8 ...
    nanda :nw:
  4. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    tht was fuking hillarious dude....
  5. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Goooooooooooooooooooooood post :beer:
  6. Nanda

    Nanda Bassist

    Thanks guys that was not mine........ Lifted it from somewhere ...
    why dont u guys come up with something and post it ..

    Here is next one ... (Plan to write my own some day !!!!!)

    Its anti - Microsoft ........

    I Just Called to Say I Bought You

    (to the tune of "I Just Called to Say I Love You":)

    Hello, it's Bill. I hope you're well.
    And how's your product? You know, we're its biggest fans.
    You must admit
    That it's a hit
    Which here at Microsoft, fits neatly with our plans.

    I just called to say I bought you
    I just called to say you're unemployed
    I just called to say I bought you
    And to tell you that we're truly overjoyed.

    Don't have a fit. Now, don't be mad.
    Cause after all, this is your fault, at least a tad.
    You may recall
    That late last fall
    You came to Microsoft and showed us what you had.

    I just called to say we own you
    You're the best new product that we've found.
    I just called to say it's over.
    Now there's one less MS rival going 'round.
  7. Ankitad

    Ankitad New Member

    :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol:
    I hv a few and will post later.
  8. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    lolz... hahahaha.. those were too much... post in some more... it changed my mood totally
  9. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    ROFLOL!! One of the funniest thread i have read, Ever!! Reps for ya!
  10. Hardik

    Hardik .:.:.:BoRn TaLenT:.:.:.

    :RollLol: :RollLol: that was great...simply great....reps,.... resp.... :beer: post some more....
  11. nik_bokacheley

    nik_bokacheley :help: I'm a mad :sadbye:

    :p:..Very nice one. Reps to you!!;)
  12. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    man this is realy hillarious.......both of em...........:RollLol:
  13. guns_n_gore

    guns_n_gore hell raiser

    super cool dude
  14. guns_n_gore

    guns_n_gore hell raiser

    inthe tune of november rain

    when i look to her eyes
    the specs came in between
    darlin when hold you
    i knew she did not bath

    nohting lasts forever
    even the smell she gives out

    finish thislater gotta go now
  15. vivo_b

    vivo_b The Brave

    wudda posted some spoofs if we had a 18+ only section......there's one on "dil ke jharoke main"......not underage worthy tho
  16. Hardik

    Hardik .:.:.:BoRn TaLenT:.:.:.

    ^^i think i heard that somewhere....the "dil ke jharoke main" goes like this..

    kachre ke dibbe mien tujko bitha kar,
    kele ke chilke se tujko saja kar,
    le jau gutter ke pass..
    usme se aayegi baas... :p:
  17. Gravity_defies

    Gravity_defies New Member

    This has to be sung in the tune of : Hotel California
    >Hotel Kerala-fonia- By the Yeeguls
    >On a dark city one-way
    >'Nariyal Tel' in my hair
    >Warm smell of avials
    >Rising up through the air
    >Up ahead in the distance
    >I saw a green tube light
    >My tongue grew heavy, and my stomach grew thin
    >I had to stop for a bite
    >There he stood in the door way
    >Repairing the calling bell
    >And I was thinking to myself
    >This could be Ker-hella .....
    >Oh ! It is hell
    >Then he lit up a petromax
    >And cursed the electricity board away
    >There were some mallus down the corridor
    >Thought I heard them say
    >Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    >Such a lousy place,
    >What a lousy place (background)
    >Such a lousy place
    >Many a bug at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    >Any time of year
    >Any time of year (background)
    >A coil of Tortoise
    >You can find it here
    >he finger in his nose is definitely twisted
    >As three sneezes it sends
    >He makes a lot of weird, weird noises
    >When the finger bends
    >How they 'kusthi' in the courtyard
    >Sticky Mallu sweat
    >The man pleaded for mercy
    >While his wife whipped him with a belt
    >So I called up the deaf captain
    >Please tell me the time
    >He ran into
    >The kitchen and brought me beef fry, soda and lime
    >And still those voices were crying from far away
    >Wake you up in the middle of the night
    >Just to hear them pray
    >Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    >Such a lousy place,
    >What a lousy place (background)
    >Such a lousy place
    >Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    >No surprise
    >Those are real mice ..
    >Of a dog's size
    >The blind man was feeling
    >Yesterdays sambhar on rice
    >And he said
    >We are all just pensioners here
    >In Silk Smitha-disguise
    >And in the dining chamber
    >We gathered for the feast
    >We stab it with our steely knives
    >But just can't cut the meat
    >Last thing I remember
    >I was lying on the floor
    >The half eaten tapeworm in my snack made my tummy sore
    >Relax said the moustached watchman
    >An enema you shall receive
    >They made me lie on my back
    >While my soul packed up to leave...
  18. smoking guitar

    smoking guitar Former rapper now rocker

    fu cking cool man
  19. nik_bokacheley

    nik_bokacheley :help: I'm a mad :sadbye:

    Super,:p:..Kerala highway..:)..I'll try thiz in my guitar..LOLZ.:)
  20. vivo_b

    vivo_b The Brave

    Naah dude.....the one I know is just in a $eXu@11 kinda way.

    First Line will give u a clue: "Hotel ke bistar pe tuzhya letakar"

    Mods will shut me down

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