The perfect man

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by rickkkyrich, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    The perfect man is gentle
    Never cruel or mean
    He has a beautiful smile
    And keeps his face so clean.
    The perfect man likes children
    And will raise them by your side
    He will be a good father
    As well as a good husband to his bride.
    The perfect man loves cooking
    Cleaning and vacuuming too
    He'll do anything in his power
    To convey his feelings of love on to you.
    The perfect man is sweet
    Writing poetry from your name
    He's a best friend to your mother
    And kisses away your pain.
    He never has made you cry
    Or hurt you in any way
    To hell with this endless poem
    The perfect man is gay.
     
  2. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    :RollLol:
    :RollLol:
    :RollLol:
     
  3. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    Bad one!! but y a guy should always be termed as gay, just coz he's got these qualities of being a good human being :p
     
  4. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Because these are typical qualities of a woman.
     
  5. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    So what r manly qualities ?
     
  6. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Read every sentence with "not"/"never" added.
    :)
     
  7. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    I expected a better reply..
     
  8. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    Yes i did, it does not sound that gr8, what r u trying to prove here that how macho r u?
     
  9. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest


    The perfect man is wild
    He knows how to go to extreme
    He has a deadly frown
    So what if his face is not so clean

    The perfect man loves everyone
    So there's nothing to decide
    He will be a good father,husband and a son
    He'll be there whenever you need a guide

    You've got servants to do the daily chores
    That's not what he's meant to do
    His courageous looks are enough
    To convey his feelings of love on to you.

    The perfect man doesn't pretend
    Or always write poetry from your name
    He's the best friend anyone can ever get
    He doesn't do things just for fame

    He makes the deserving people cry
    Teaching them a lesson in every possible way
    This poem could have been endless
    But lets not make the perfect man a cliche
     
  10. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    awesome it is!!!
     
  11. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Thank You !
     

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