The OTHER girl in my bio prac

Discussion in 'Poetry and Lyrics Forum' started by death angel, Jun 16, 2005.

  1. death angel

    death angel the messenger from hell

    I feel so broken, so neglected
    I feel like a cockroach dissected
    Dunno when ill be resurrected
    I feel like a cockroach
    (feel like a cockroach)
    I feel like a cockroach
    DISSECTED

    The girl besides me,
    she was fair,
    Her nose bursting with
    nasal hair
    Remember the chemistry
    we used to share
    But now it seems she
    just doesn't care...

    I feel so broken, so neglected
    I feel like a cockroach dissected
    Dunno when ill be resurrected
    I feel like a cockroach
    (feel like a cockroach)
    I feel like a cockroach
    DISSECTED

    My frog's colon got ruptured..
    Began to rot
    Being the genius she was, she
    sealed it up with her snot
    I fell in luuurrrrvvvveee right
    on the spot
    Can't figure why we didnt give it
    a second shot...

    I feel so broken, so neglected
    I feel like a cockroach dissected
    Dunno when ill be resurrected
    I feel like a cockroach
    (feel like a cockroach)
    I feel like a cockroach
    DISSECTED

    But i just couldnt get over the stare,
    everyone lookin at her nasal hair,
    so i reached up, gave it a yank...
    And it was then that my world shrank..
    Her face now was as white as ash,
    with blood dripping down, her mustache,
    (yup she had a mustache too) and then
    she said, "DEATH! I hate you......."
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I feel so broken, so neglected
    I feel like a cockroach dissected
    Dunno when ill be resurrected
    I feel like a cockroach
    (feel like a cockroach)
    I feel like a cockroach
    DISSECTED

    (shahrukh said "don worry,
    there are lots of fish in the sea
    just in case you're one
    "will you go out with me??)
     
  2. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    ahah!superb i love that!!are u making it yourself or copying it from somewhere?!well, u got great sense of poetry dude!heres ur reward, giving u 2000 points.
     
  3. death angel

    death angel the messenger from hell

    I bust my ass doing this stuff... and people think i copy......
    (joking)
    THANX FOR THE COMPLIMENT
    and the points...
     
  4. death angel

    death angel the messenger from hell

    Arey haan.....
    Bhai! you are the dude who used to write the metal ...stuff. What a great honour to get compliments from you (im such a s.o.b. Blowing my own trumpet....)

    BUT WHY DID YOU STOP???!!!
     
  5. $cReWdR!veR

    $cReWdR!veR .:: Sweetheart ::.

    hey dam kewl ya... :nw: :rock:
     
  6. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    Why don't you
    Sit right back
    And I
    I may tell you
    A tale
    A tale of 3
    Little pigs
    And a big
    Bad
    Wolf
    1 (x2)
    1, 2
    Well, the first little piggy
    Well, he was kinda hick, he spent most of his days just day-dreamin' of
    the city
    And then one day
    He bought a guitar
    He moved to Hollywood to become a star
    But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city
    Built his house outta straw, what a pity
    Then one day
    Jammin' on some chords
    Along came the wolf
    Knockin' on his door
    (x2) Little pig, little pig, let me in
    Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)
    Well, I'm huffin'
    I'm puffin'
    I'll blow your house in
    (x2) Huff and
    Puff and
    Blow your house in (x2)
    Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in
    Well, the second little piggy
    Well, he was kinda stokin', spent most of his days just a ganja smokin'
    Hoppin' and a-boppin' down on Venice Beach
    Gettin' paid money for religious speech
    Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
    Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
    Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley
    Along came the wolf on his big, bad Harley
    (x2) Little pig, little pig, let me in
    Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)
    Well, I'm huffin'
    I'm puffin'
    I'll blow your house in
    (x2) Huff and
    Puff and
    Blow your house in (x2)
    Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in
    Well, the third little piggy
    A grade A student, his daddy was a rock star
    Named Pig Nugent
    Earned his Master's Degree
    From Harvard College
    Built his house from his architect knowledge
    A tri-level mansion
    Hollywood Hills
    Daddy's rock stardom
    Paid for the bills
    Then one day came the old house masher
    The big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher
    (x2) Little pig, little pig, let me in
    Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)
    Well, I'm huffin'
    I'm puffin'
    I'll blow your house in
    (x2) Huff and
    Puff and
    Blow your house in (x2)
    Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in
    Well, the big bad wolf
    Well, he huffed
    And he puffed
    All that he could
    And low and behold the little piggy's house stood
    "It's made out of concrete"
    The little piggy shouted
    The wolf just frowned
    As he pouted so they called 9 11
    Like any piggy would
    They sent out Rambo
    Just as fast
    As they could
    Yo
    Wolf face
    I'm your worst nightmare
    Your ass is mine
    1 (x2)
    1, 2
    Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
    And that's the end of story
    For you and me
    But still give a listen
    You just may
    Hear the big wolf and little piggies say
    (x2) Little pig, little pig, let me in
    Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)
    Well, I'm huffin'
    I'm puffin'
    I'll blow your house in
    (x3) Huff and
    Puff and
    Blow your house in (x3)
    Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in (x4)
    And the moral of the story is
    That bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet
    show


    i wish i could send you the mp3 too.but try downloading it.its cool.
     
  7. death angel

    death angel the messenger from hell

    ^^^That was great. Where'd ya get it from
     
  8. shak

    shak Harrr!

    *gets up, hat off ... and claps*
    goood work death .... like it even more .. by the way mate ..dun limit yourself to frogs and cockroaches ..
    gooooood work ... and yeah like the ending ... hehe thnx
     
  9. death angel

    death angel the messenger from hell

    ^^^that's my bloody prob
    whenever i start writing something serious it just doesn't seem to work, that is, its supposed to be sad but ends up sucky so i simply make it sound as if i wanted to make them funny. those three are my 'best' works. if you study them closely youll get what my emotion behind each 'funny' poem (can't call them lyrics) was....
     
  10. death angel

    death angel the messenger from hell

    okay except for the NEW girl in my.....
     
  11. death angel

    death angel the messenger from hell

    And People Rep Points Dont Cost Anything....
    >>>>>give Some To Me<<<<<<
     
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  12. vini

    vini Repeat Offender

    heehhe...gud1...d.a!! nice way to vent out the anguish thru poems..very creative way!!

    reps4u and a thousand points :)

    tahda!!
     
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  13. death angel

    death angel the messenger from hell

    THANK YOU

    (you got another green dot for you)
     
  14. Amanush...

    Amanush... Tanha Rahi...!

    I really enjoyed reading this one...and I'll catch the other ones too!
     
  15. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned


    well u see, cockroaches and forggy's are very commonly seen disgusting creatures known to man kind other than girls.but i also suggest you to use some prawns, lobsters, scorpions and spiders. :beer:
     
  16. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    i ve seen the video of this, with al the stop-motion animation...the songs cool too......
    @death........nasal hair man???!!!!...LOL
     
  17. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    hey have you heard their other songs like OBEY THE COWGOD and MISADVENTURES OF ****MAN??they jus ****ing rock!funny lyrics.
     
  18. madhuresh

    madhuresh madhuresh

    great one...reps
    haha cockroach dissected...very true bilogy practicals were patahtic..
    is this guy still alive on forum ?
     

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