ok tell me 3 ways to get an elephant in a fridge??????/ 1 open 2put elephant 3close fridge 4ways to put a giraffe 1.open 2.remove elephant 3.put giraffe 4.close fridge there was once a ver imp meeting in the jungle all animals were present but one was missing it was a giraffe y?????/ coz u forgot to remove it from the fridge two boys had to cross a ver large river they knew swimming but it was infested with aligators no brige was to b seen or made so how they crossed????/ stil thiknking well they just swam the aligators u must b asking what they did to them well the aligators were in the meeting lol very silly joke my little cuz told me
Ne1 remember the moron jokes??? Eg... WHy did the moron throw Amull butter out of the window??? Cuz he wanted to see butter-fly!
Nice one asmodeus.... here's one from me... Q. How Would u identify a moron in a SubMarine A. He wud be then only one wearing a Parachute.... enjoy
Heres another one this one is really funny Sardar's Planting Trees A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again. 'Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?' 'Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off, because he is ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off!
@Asmo...amazing pjs @rizaaj....awesome! keep it up. another sardar joke frm me.... There were three women who were at the gynaecologist having pre-natal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman, "In what position was the baby conceived?" "He was on top," she replied. "You will have a boy!" the doctor exclaimed. The second woman was asked the same question. "I was on top," was the reply. "You will have a baby girl." said the doctor. With this, a sardarmo burst into tears. "What's the matter?" asked the doc. "Am I going to have puppies?" :
It's not a Sardarji Joke..... But I think it's a joke..... and it goes like this..... A truck driver walks into a bar, followed by 40 monkeys. The bartender naturally asks him what's with the monkeys. "I had a contract to deliver them somewhere or other, but I can't find the paperwork. Now I don't know what to do with them. Any suggestions?" "Why not take them to the zoo?", the bartender answers. "Good thought", says the driver and disappears out the door with them. The next night, the truck driver shows up, again accompanied by the monkeys, but this time they're all wearing sunglasses. "What? I thought you took them to the zoo", says the surprised bartender. "I did, and it was a great idea. They made faces at the lions, threw fish to the seals, ate cotton candy, and had a fine old time. So, tomorrow I'm taking them to the beach."
Ohk.. here's ome really amazing ones: Howdya stop a nigger from jumping up & down on your bed??? Add a velcro to the ceiling Howdya stop a BALD nigger from jumping up & down on your bed??? U shoot the b@***d! What do ya call a nigger in a limo? A Chauffer What do ya call a nigger in a merc? A thief P.S. I hope there ain't ne niggers here... cuz then I;m dead, aight??? : P.P.S. Mods, please sub the "nigger" for something else if ne niggers here, aight???? :
technique of a student to ask for more money dear dad $chool i$ really $o well. i am making lot$ of friend$ n Studying $o hard i have $o much $stuff i $imply cant think of anything i need $o if u like $end me a card a$ i would like $o desperately to hear from u from ur $on now tha day replies but dont foget ki woh uska baat hein so here is the reply from his dad dear son i kNOw astroNOmy ecNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep an hoNOurs student busy Do NOt forger theat the pursuit of kNOleadge is a NOble task n u cant study eNOugh
^^^^ Good... Here are some more amazing PJS... What's Jackie Chan's mother-in-law's name??? A: D-Cold (Chan ki saans) What's Jackie Chan's wife's name??? A: D-Cold (Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi)!
Pailwaan A Pailwaan ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... till he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before" :rock:
^^^^ lolz nice ones EL and Asmod.. @theguitaristofm... D-Cold is a medicine for Khansi, and Sardard.. etc..
below r the 10 laws of television physics 1.teenagers will always be brighter than their parents 2.police never wait for back up 3.if a woman is running away from someone she will trip n fall 4.cars will explode in all accidents no matter how slight 5.haunted houses r never locked 6.the hero always find parking space 7.if he jumps 100m into water it wil always be deep enough 8.ugly people r always bad guys 9.good guys will b good looking 10.nobody on tv has time to watch tv
a little naughty this one 2 men went to the petrol pump that was holding a contest : free s*x if u filled their tank. they filled up their tank n went to pay the attendant who said"i am thinking abt a number bet 1 n 10 if u guess it righ u win" "ok seven "said one "sorry it was eight"said the attendant a week later they tried again "two"suggested one man "sorry its three i was thinking of" rep the attendant "i think this contest is rigged said the man to his friend "no way!"replied the friend " my wife won twice last week
on a cross country road trip a group of guys decided to tour the brewery their favourite bear was made. As they marvelled at the processes one of them slipped n fell into a large vat of beer. Brewery workers tried to save him while his pals were made to wait outside finally half an hr later the supervisor came outy n told them their friend had drowned "do u think he suffered much" asked one " i dont think so"said the supervisor" in fact he climbed out 3 times to go to the bathroom"
