The offical PJ thread

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by jayswami, Dec 17, 2004.

  1. fictional_real

    fictional_real Pyaasi Jawani

    ok....enuff of double meaning jokes :p:

    one gr8 pj frm me...

    one day four ants were having a chat...then an elephant was passing them by..

    ant1: wat does this elephant think of himself?
    ant2:yeah, walks like he is the king arnd here.
    ant3: yeah, let us teach him a lesson ...i'll attack frm backside, u guys attack later to bring him down.
    ant4: let it be yaar...we are four and he is only one...its not fair :p: :p: :p:
     
  2. @ASM I HOPE THAT ACC TO THE BIBLE eve was formed by god by removing one pair of ribs from adam
    so if eve is checking if another pair is missing!!
     
  3. sorry when i type quickly i tend to make some mist n i dont read what i've written will b more careful ok asmod
     
  4. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus New Member

    OHH... I didnt know that man... & now, I get the joke.. Thanks...
     
  5. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    tgf - lol

    fr - nice ant jokes ...
    ______________________

    Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..

    LOL ...
     
  6. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus New Member

    Umm. so I take it that jokes ofa ll kinds are allowed, rite?

    A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get b***s too."
     
  7. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus New Member

    Ohk.. This ain't a PJ and sorry for flouting the rules... but this funny!
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    This has to be sung in the tune of : Hotel California

    Hotel Kerala-fonia- By the Yeeguls

    On a dark city one-way
    'Nariyal Tel' in my hair
    Warm smell of avials
    Rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the distance
    I saw a green tube light
    My tongue grew heavy, and my stomach grew thin
    I had to stop for a bite
    There he stood in the door way
    Repairing the calling bell
    And I was thinking to myself
    This could be Ker-hella .....
    Oh ! It is hell
    Then he lit up a petromax
    And cursed the electricity board away
    There were some mallus down the corridor
    Thought I heard them say

    Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    Such a lousy place,
    What a lousy place (background)
    Such a lousy place
    Many a bug at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    Any time of year
    Any time of year (background)
    A coil of Tortoise
    You can find it here

    he finger in his nose is definitely twisted
    As three sneezes it sends
    He makes a lot of weird, weird noises
    When the finger bends
    How they 'kusthi' in the courtyard
    Sticky Mallu sweat
    The man pleaded for mercy
    While his wife whipped him with a belt
    So I called up the deaf captain
    Please tell me the time
    He ran into
    The kitchen and brought me beef fry, soda and lime
    And still those voices were crying from far away
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them pray

    Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    Such a lousy place,
    What a lousy place (background)
    Such a lousy place
    Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
    No surprise
    Those are real mice ..
    Of a dog's size

    The blind man was feeling
    Yesterdays sambhar on rice
    And he said
    We are all just pensioners here
    In Silk Smitha-disguise
    And in the dining chamber
    We gathered for the feast
    We stab it with our steely knives
    But just can't cut the meat
    Last thing I remember
    I was lying on the floor
    The half eaten tapeworm in my snack made my tummy sore
    Relax said the moustached watchman
    An enema you shall receive
    They made me lie on my back
    While my soul packed up to leave...
     
  8. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    ^^^Amazing spoof:) This your own? You should record it, really..:)
     
  9. fictional_real

    fictional_real Pyaasi Jawani

    ASM----------->> GOD OF PJs.

    wonderful work!

    Q> why was a hen not a able to give eggs?
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    Ans> coz was still wearing underwear!!!!
     
  10. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

    Cheers !

    Hi evrybdy.. :)

    I got 2 pjs..

    1's abt elephants.. :)

    An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very depressed. One of
    his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up.

    In the park, they sat on a see-saw. But...... the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing ? :think:


    See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai!!!!!!!!! :p:


    Raavan felt repentence one day for all his bad deeds. He felt that he had really done a lot of bad things which affected Ram's life, so he should
    apologise to Ram. He went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Raavan. Raavan also kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word. Why ... What was he thinking ????? :think:

    Konse mooh se maafi maangoon ? !!!!!! :eek::
     
  11. a little hatke
    one day a blonde girl just in her teens went to work in a painbrush factory
    she was in her early teens n after a few months suddenly stopped working
    @why have u stopped her bosss asked
    well Sir its only 3 weeks am working n the hairs of the paintbrush we r making r growing on my bodies she showed the latter her legs
    its normal the boss said u r growing up
    i dont believe u she said
    well i'll show u said the boss
    he removed his pants n was naked
    the blonde laid surprised
    she then said am surely stopping working
    y asked her boss still surprised
    well she said i have got only the hairs of the brushes but u have got both the hairs n even the handle in just between your legs
    ;) :think: :p:


    hahaha
    understood the joke :think: :shutup: ??????!!!
     
  12. many more in a few days
     
  13. fictional_real

    fictional_real Pyaasi Jawani

    ^^very naughty...

    heres another naughty.....

    a couple was making loving.....

    girl: do you love me?
    boy: wat do you think....i am doing push-ups?

    :p: :p: :p:
     
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  14. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    Boy to Girl: Lets go to the jungle... huh?
    Girl: NO, No.. i know you are gonna ---- Me there...
    Boy: no i swear i wont do that...
    Girl: Phir kya faida?
     
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  15. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus New Member

    Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see that she had been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!" :beer:
     
  16. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Voted Best PJ....
    Boy 1:- Dude, that man is so not cool.
    Boy 2:- Why do you say that bro?
    Boy 1:- Because everytime i see him, kids are calling him un-cool, un-cool(uncle, get it?:p:)
    BRING ON THE COMPETITION:):):)
     
  17. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    ^^^^ lolz lollz
     
  18. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus New Member

    Lesse... here's a really amazing PJ:::

    Part 1: Why shouldn't you climb a tree at 5 a.m?
    'Cuz elephants sky-dive at that time :think:

    Part 2: Why did the elephant paint his ba**s orange?
    To hide in the orange trees! :think:

    Part 3: Why did the alligator die?
    Cuz He climbed a tree @ 5 a.m.

    Part 4: Why did the fox die?
    Cuz he tried to eat the oranges...

    P.S. ^^^ Jokes are better when told to someone
     
  19. jayswami

    jayswami Blue J

    i would say lets keep this thread rated G or PG 13 at least ok?
    IGT is not a 18+ forum.

    J
     
  20. @jaywami sorry well it was from a magazine for youths :shutup: :shock: :eek::
     

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