ok....enuff of double meaning jokes : one gr8 pj frm me... one day four ants were having a chat...then an elephant was passing them by.. ant1: wat does this elephant think of himself? ant2:yeah, walks like he is the king arnd here. ant3: yeah, let us teach him a lesson ...i'll attack frm backside, u guys attack later to bring him down. ant4: let it be yaar...we are four and he is only one...its not fair : : :
@ASM I HOPE THAT ACC TO THE BIBLE eve was formed by god by removing one pair of ribs from adam so if eve is checking if another pair is missing!!
sorry when i type quickly i tend to make some mist n i dont read what i've written will b more careful ok asmod
tgf - lol fr - nice ant jokes ... ______________________ Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.. LOL ...
Umm. so I take it that jokes ofa ll kinds are allowed, rite? A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get b***s too."
Ohk.. This ain't a PJ and sorry for flouting the rules... but this funny! ----------------------------------------------------------------- This has to be sung in the tune of : Hotel California Hotel Kerala-fonia- By the Yeeguls On a dark city one-way 'Nariyal Tel' in my hair Warm smell of avials Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a green tube light My tongue grew heavy, and my stomach grew thin I had to stop for a bite There he stood in the door way Repairing the calling bell And I was thinking to myself This could be Ker-hella ..... Oh ! It is hell Then he lit up a petromax And cursed the electricity board away There were some mallus down the corridor Thought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia Such a lousy place, What a lousy place (background) Such a lousy place Many a bug at the Hotel Kerala-fonia Any time of year Any time of year (background) A coil of Tortoise You can find it here he finger in his nose is definitely twisted As three sneezes it sends He makes a lot of weird, weird noises When the finger bends How they 'kusthi' in the courtyard Sticky Mallu sweat The man pleaded for mercy While his wife whipped him with a belt So I called up the deaf captain Please tell me the time He ran into The kitchen and brought me beef fry, soda and lime And still those voices were crying from far away Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them pray Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia Such a lousy place, What a lousy place (background) Such a lousy place Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia No surprise Those are real mice .. Of a dog's size The blind man was feeling Yesterdays sambhar on rice And he said We are all just pensioners here In Silk Smitha-disguise And in the dining chamber We gathered for the feast We stab it with our steely knives But just can't cut the meat Last thing I remember I was lying on the floor The half eaten tapeworm in my snack made my tummy sore Relax said the moustached watchman An enema you shall receive They made me lie on my back While my soul packed up to leave...
ASM----------->> GOD OF PJs. wonderful work! Q> why was a hen not a able to give eggs? . . . . . .. . Ans> coz was still wearing underwear!!!!
Cheers ! Hi evrybdy.. I got 2 pjs.. 1's abt elephants.. An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw. But...... the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing ? :think: See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai!!!!!!!!! : Raavan felt repentence one day for all his bad deeds. He felt that he had really done a lot of bad things which affected Ram's life, so he should apologise to Ram. He went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Raavan. Raavan also kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word. Why ... What was he thinking ????? :think: Konse mooh se maafi maangoon ? !!!!!! :
a little hatke one day a blonde girl just in her teens went to work in a painbrush factory she was in her early teens n after a few months suddenly stopped working @why have u stopped her bosss asked well Sir its only 3 weeks am working n the hairs of the paintbrush we r making r growing on my bodies she showed the latter her legs its normal the boss said u r growing up i dont believe u she said well i'll show u said the boss he removed his pants n was naked the blonde laid surprised she then said am surely stopping working y asked her boss still surprised well she said i have got only the hairs of the brushes but u have got both the hairs n even the handle in just between your legs :think: : hahaha understood the joke :think: :shutup: ??????!!!
^^very naughty... heres another naughty..... a couple was making loving..... girl: do you love me? boy: wat do you think....i am doing push-ups? : : :
Boy to Girl: Lets go to the jungle... huh? Girl: NO, No.. i know you are gonna ---- Me there... Boy: no i swear i wont do that... Girl: Phir kya faida?
Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see that she had been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!" :beer:
Voted Best PJ.... Boy 1:- Dude, that man is so not cool. Boy 2:- Why do you say that bro? Boy 1:- Because everytime i see him, kids are calling him un-cool, un-cool(uncle, get it? BRING ON THE COMPETITION
Lesse... here's a really amazing PJ::: Part 1: Why shouldn't you climb a tree at 5 a.m? 'Cuz elephants sky-dive at that time :think: Part 2: Why did the elephant paint his ba**s orange? To hide in the orange trees! :think: Part 3: Why did the alligator die? Cuz He climbed a tree @ 5 a.m. Part 4: Why did the fox die? Cuz he tried to eat the oranges... P.S. ^^^ Jokes are better when told to someone