A Moron goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." The sardar then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." The sardar says, "I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His moron boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then says, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
What will a Moron do after taking photocopies ? He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !! What will a Moron do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
LOL, rizaaj, although i already knew those jokes, they dont fail to bring a smile to my face whenever i read them
hey disturbed, you know im a big fan of humour and jokes. so when ever i find something funny on the internet i get a print out of it and keep it in my "Humour And Jokes" file.... and when i get a chance like this i get them there
one fine morning on a beach...a sardar sees a man doing push ups....and starts laughing...and says.... "sorry bhai...the woman beneath you has left!!"
behind every satisfied man there is woman and behind every satisfied woman there is an exhausted man.....he he. ;-)
a moron sees a gobar (cow dung!) on a road ....goes ahead and puts his finger in it and tastes it and says.... " arre yeh toh gobar hai....accha hua pair nahi rhakha!!" (oh! its a cow dung! thank god i didnt step on it!!" @jayanth...we are not making fun of our countrymen....infact they are the ppl who r very congenial and dont mind at all.....i have two pals of mine who r sardars....i remember one incident where one of my pal i.e sardar made some silly mistake and another sardar replied....." wat have u done....u r a big sardar!!" lol... they are very spirited and have gr8 personality....
A Horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him, why the long face? Why was the Sardar starin at a bottle of Lime Juice? Cos it said "CONCENTRATE" This one really happened at Dad's office..there was this custmer who came in to get some spare parts for his car, from my dad's office, the authorised dealers for genuine parts of a certain Korean car manufacturing co. and so, my dad sent a colleague to check the customer's car and the defect he was complainin abt..he comes back sayin all's well except the fact that the customer had left his head lights on..so the customer offered his keys to have them switched off..dad's colleague says..arrey uski zaroorat nahi hai, maine headlights tod diye..!! Did I mention he was a Sardar name Kamalpreet Mongia? CHeerio Menon
@Menon, FR, nice jokes dude And i agree, Sardars are the most tolerant people @Rizaaj, ahh will be looking forward to your jokes dude.
what about madarasis.. every bollywood movie has a stereotype aiyaiyo madarasi.. which reminds me of another true incident.. when i was in middle school all the punjoo bullies in my school (u know big strong , sons of filthy rich delhi businessmen,dumb kinds) used to bully me for being a madarasi... I used to escape by saying.. i am not madarasi.. i am tamil anyone has madarasi jokes?
njoy this one.... A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****). The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
a note written on a condom packet: ~~~~~~~~~" if this condom doesnt work....HAPPY FATHERS DAY"~~~~~~~~~~~
THE TOPIC: HEIGHT the height of Frustration: a boxer trying to scratch his balls. the height of laziness: a man sitting on a sea shore and waiting for tides to wash his arse. the height of foolishness: a woman bathing in a transparent bathroom and a sardar trying to watch her through a keyhole!!
this one is my all time fav!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~TRAGEDY IN FILM SHOLAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, first of all the Thakur's wife dies & then to make matter worse Gabbar cutS off Thakur's hand...
fictional , awsome ones one at a time man.. this is a long running thread.. dont exhaust all of your PJs my PJ for the day. Q: What did pink panther say to the dead ant? A: DeadAnt DeadAnt DeadAnt DeadAnt DeadAnt DeadAnt... (pink panther theme music) Q: now what did pink panther say to the live ant? A: He squashed him with his foot , and then saideadAnt DeadAnt DeadAnt DeadAnt DeadAnt DeadAnt
