The offical PJ thread

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by jayswami, Dec 17, 2004.

  1. jayswami

    jayswami Blue J

    Ok guys, lets have it! let the PJs start flowing.
    Only one rule, one PJ per post and one post per day only, per user.. cant handle more than that. :p: .

    Here goes my first one..

    Why did the Sardarjee sleep with one empty bottle in his left hand, and one full bottle of water in his right??

    Well.. one the one hand he might feel thirsty.. but then on the other hand he might not :beer: :p:
  2. DesiPride143

    DesiPride143 BEHAVE!

    haha.........i got one....

    one day two sardaars were playing chess.....

    hahahahahahahaha...dat one always cracks me up.....
    madhura likes this.
  3. jayanth

    jayanth <.: : Call Quits : :.>

    How do you keep a Moron Busy??

    Ask him ot find a corner in a Circular Room..

    How does he surprise you??

    By finding one..
  4. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
    Doctor : What's your problem?
    Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.
    Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
    Sardarji : What problem?
  5. madhura

    madhura pani poori yum yum ....

    Q : aisa koun hai ... jo mann mein hai .... dil mein hai ....ishq mein bhi hai ... par dhadkan mein nahi ......
    A : amir khan .... :)
  6. tejas

    tejas ..........

    ^hehe. That was great. Loved it.
  7. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    Detective Job

    Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji,
    one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.
    When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,"Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said,"OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?". Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job,
    and I'm already investigating a murder
  8. fictional_real

    fictional_real Pyaasi Jawani

    this is a classic one from the movie "catch me if u can" where tom hanks plays a cop of a rather serious cop chanllenges him dat he cant be funny so tom replies wid a joke.....

    Tom: knock knock...

    another cop: whos there...

    Tom: F*#k yourself.
  9. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    @all jokes LOL, BTW i was surprised that nobody thought of this one. If it's a PJ thread, this joke's gotta be there

    Why does a Sardarji check his lunch box mid-way to office?
    Because he wants to know whether he's going or coming back from office.
    That's a PJ dudes:rock::p:
    (At all sardarjis or sardarnis, harmless fun, no offence please)
  10. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Anyways, here's another,

    A Sardarji's on the roof of a 90 floor building. Suddenly, someone calls out, "Santa, tumhara beta mar gaya". The guy says, "Nahi, ab mein kiske liye jiyoon, me kood kar mar jaoonga" and he jumps off the building. At the 60th floor he thinks to himself, "Arre, mere to koi baccha nahi hai", at the 30th floor he thinks to himself, "Arre, meri to bibi hi nahi", atlast at the fifth floor before his fateful death he thinks to himself, "ARRE, MERA NAAM TO SANTA HI NAHI!!!!!":)
  11. jayanth

    jayanth <.: : Call Quits : :.>

    @ Everyone :- Dont you think Its better we not use SARDAR and use Moron instead.. I'm offended when some one insults our countrymen..
  12. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    i think we can carry on till no one is offended n moreover all in good spirits and fun :rockon:

    Great Sardarjee

    1. A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" ( "he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home" )

    2. This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

    3. Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
  13. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    @Bobby, LOL:):) Loved those jokes.
    @Jay, we're not making fun of our countrymen.....but still i guess we could substitute the word moron from here onwards. I'll do that.
  14. 6String_assasin

    6String_assasin The Painkiller

    Q: akkal badi ki bhais?

    Sardarji: abe dono ki birthdates to batai nahi!

    @ substitute the word moron for sardar? wot r u trying to tell? sardar=moron? c'mon sardars are usually the friendliest ppl in the world n they do not mind...but u can still substitute 'blonde' if its still a prob.
  15. Hardknockerg

    Hardknockerg Banned

    hoctor when i touches me head it aches when i touches my ears it aches when i touches my feet it aches when i touches my stomach it really aches when i touches my nose its too bad
    surprised the doctor sent the latter to a specialist n aweek later the man returned n the daoctor aske ' what was wrong with u finally'
    the man replied' i had a broken finger'
  16. jayswami

    jayswami Blue J

    This really happened.. true story from Delhi

    My friend and this sardar ver involved in a minor accident, it was my friends fault ..
    his bike made a dent on the sardarjee's expensive car.
    My friend ddint have cash on him.. he said sardarjee i will give u my phone number,u can contact me at home and i will definitely pay u.

    Sardarjee says.. aaiyn.. do u think i am a fool? U will give me some wrong number..
    Do this instead.. take my number and call me instead

    :) :)
  17. jayanth

    jayanth <.: : Call Quits : :.>

    Once a Moron is watching TV with his wife and he has a BIG question mark on his face..
    His wife asks whats wrong..

    The Moron replies "Are Yaar.. Yeh Logon ko kaise pata chaltha he ki "You Are Watching Star TV""
  18. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    Letter from mother to son Santa Singh.

    Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru.

    I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they would not have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I am not sure it works too well. Last week I put 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since then. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained 3 days, and the second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home. It said if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, he will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery . Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried pulling him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. There is not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

    Love Mom.

    P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
  19. madhura

    madhura pani poori yum yum ....

    IGT cows ;)

    cow 1 : moo
    cow 2: moo moo
    cow 3: moo moo moo
    cow 4: moo moo moo moo
    cow 5: moo
    all cows : :eek:fftopic:
  20. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    LOL cool jokes everyone:)

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