First of all, what are limericks: It is an obnoxious form of poetry which follows a certain set of rules - 1. 5 lines 2. Rhyming pattern - aabba. The first two lines and the last line have the same END RHYME. The third and fourth also have a pair of rhyming words. 3. The first two lines and the last line are trimeter and the third and fourth are dimeter. What it means is that the 1st, 2nd and 5th lines are longer than the 3rd and 4th. 4. Humourous 5. Could be rude with "cultivated" sexual humour also involved. But it could be clean also. Eg: 1. Why not create a past life or two? There is nothing your mind cannot do; Dream up some dreams, Go to any extremes, Climb a mountain peak near Kathmandu. 2. There once was a lady named Cager, Who as the result of a wager, Consented to fart The entire oboe part Of Mozart's quartet in F-major. Challenge Make your own limericks. As funny as you can. The forum decides the winner by poll.