The Limericks Challenge

First of all, what are limericks:

It is an obnoxious form of poetry which follows a certain set of rules -
1. 5 lines
2. Rhyming pattern - aabba. The first two lines and the last line have the same END RHYME. The third and fourth also have a pair of rhyming words.
3. The first two lines and the last line are trimeter and the third and fourth are dimeter. What it means is that the 1st, 2nd and 5th lines are longer than the 3rd and 4th.
4. Humourous
5. Could be rude with "cultivated" sexual humour also involved. But it could be clean also.

Eg:
1.
Why not create a past life or two?
There is nothing your mind cannot do;
Dream up some dreams,
Go to any extremes,
Climb a mountain peak near Kathmandu.

2.
There once was a lady named Cager,
Who as the result of a wager,
Consented to fart
The entire oboe part
Of Mozart's quartet in F-major.

Challenge
Make your own limericks. As funny as you can. The forum decides the winner by poll.

 

lol...pretty good dude....

 

Those weren't mine.

So, can I expect you to be part of the challenge?

 

i can give it a try i guess....

 

btw...i have written one of those kind of poems but they are no funny....very serious...i wish i could share but they are very personal....so i'll write something else

 

We have another poet at IGT it seems. Very glad to know. I wont be participating in this contest, though. No good at writing anything. Nice limericks by the way. I'll be watching this thread closely.

 

Hmm...i think i'll join in, but the thing is im not very good at humour. I'll give it a shot though.

 

Man, tried to write something but couldn't do it. will come up with something tomorrow.

 

ill give it a try

 

Here's my pathetic attempts at limericks -

I am a man who in pain did go
From place to place, a boat did row
But when I looked down
The colour was brown
And no water there for me to flow.
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For breakfast I drank darjeeling tea
There with me my sister did agree
To destroy the world
But at noon she curled
And I put in her nose a green pea.
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Nobody else wants to try? Come on people, don't dissapoint us?

 

hye good job essi

 

Hey, here's mine...

A guy called maverick
tried writing a limerick
but it was not at all good
the IGTians thought it rude
and hit maverick with a stick.

 

There was a lady named Bright,
Who travelled faster than Light,
She went out one day,
In a Relative way
And returned home, the previous night.

 

One night I planned for a concerto
I asked her if she would like to go
She said yes and smiled
Like a little child
And when night came she laughed and said no

 

very halarious esgallindeion

 

com'n guys time for you to participate here...again...

 

^Are you on an unearthing spree? Jeez, i sure hope you dont come across some of my OLD threads.

 

I don't think non-dirty limericks are fun

 

Anyone up to post limericks here?

If yes, please do.

If not, don't spam here.