The letter of a son

>Most things that people fail to achieve,
>are those that they fear to attempt.
> -- Chanakya
>
>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
>was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
>propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed,
>"Dad"
>
>With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
>with trembling hands:
>
>Dear Dad,
>
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
>
>I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a
>scene with Mom and you.
>
>I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with
>all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's
>not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be
>very happy.
>
>Even though you won't care for her as she is so much older than I, she
>already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
>the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and
>that's now one of my dreams too.
>
>Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
>growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine
>and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
>find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
>
>Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
>myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to
>know your grandchildren.
>
>Your loving son,
>
>John
>
>PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
>I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
>my report card that's in the center drawer of my desk. I love you!
>
>Call when it is safe for me to come home.
>______________

I hope u all liked it... :think:

 

: LOOL!!

WE NEED MORE OF THESE KINDA IDEAS!!.......those tough days :

Nice one...reps for u!

Ankur

 

^^^^Thanx, i am glad that you enjoyed it.

 

hey babe
i remember erading the feamle version of this letter which was hunderd times much better n humorous ..

same things + the fact taht the girl was now pregnant + her boyfrend has AIDS + the boyfrend is a hippy ...
:RollLol:

 

hmm kollaam kollaam!!!!::smile:

 

hey silent_dragan, are u from kerala........didn't u just say good in malayalam
@cool:
didn't i send u this letter thru e-mail to u........i got it from jenny, and i remember sending it u.........isn't it how u got it.........

 

I've read this b4 .. But not the feamle version .. dude can u post it if u have it ..

 

yaar it keeps coming as email fwds ...

i dont have it now ... but will fwd u if i get my hands on it ...

believe me female version is hundred times better :

 

HAHAHAHAHA.........have seen this.....but I just love the report card part.......good thing is I dont need to deal with THAT anymore.......stupid report cards!!!!!!!!!!!! My teachers always hated me!!!!!