The letter of a son

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  1. coolgirl_babe

    coolgirl_babe ~STOP TRYING TO BE ME~

    >Most things that people fail to achieve,
    >are those that they fear to attempt.
    > -- Chanakya
    >A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
    >was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
    >propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed,
    >With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
    >with trembling hands:
    >Dear Dad,
    >It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
    >I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a
    >scene with Mom and you.
    >I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with
    >all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's
    >not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be
    >very happy.
    >Even though you won't care for her as she is so much older than I, she
    >already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
    >the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and
    >that's now one of my dreams too.
    >Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
    >growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine
    >and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
    >find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
    >Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
    >myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to
    >know your grandchildren.
    >Your loving son,
    >PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
    >I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
    >my report card that's in the center drawer of my desk. I love you!
    >Call when it is safe for me to come home.

    I hope u all liked it... :think:
  2. Ankur_Scorpio

    Ankur_Scorpio New Member

    :p: LOOL!!

    WE NEED MORE OF THESE KINDA IDEAS!!.......those tough days :eek::

    Nice one...reps for u!

  3. coolgirl_babe

    coolgirl_babe ~STOP TRYING TO BE ME~

    ^^^^Thanx, i am glad that you enjoyed it.
  4. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    hey babe
    i remember erading the feamle version of this letter which was hunderd times much better n humorous ..

    same things + the fact taht the girl was now pregnant + her boyfrend has AIDS + the boyfrend is a hippy ...
  5. silent_dragon

    silent_dragon Immortal guitarist

    hmm kollaam kollaam!!!!:p::smile:
  6. guitarangela

    guitarangela gran'ma

    hey silent_dragan, are u from kerala........didn't u just say good in malayalam
    didn't i send u this letter thru e-mail to u........i got it from jenny, and i remember sending it u.........isn't it how u got it.........
  7. Nanda

    Nanda Bassist

    I've read this b4 .. But not the feamle version .. dude can u post it if u have it ..
  8. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    yaar it keeps coming as email fwds ...

    i dont have it now ... but will fwd u if i get my hands on it ... :)

    believe me female version is hundred times better :p:
  9. vivo_b

    vivo_b The Brave

    HAHAHAHAHA.........have seen this.....but I just love the report card part.......good thing is I dont need to deal with THAT anymore.......stupid report cards!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: My teachers always hated me!!!!!

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