The First Official "Jokes" Thread

here's one which my father told me.no offence!!!

one day a sardarji was in his office when suddenly a cunning south indian man came upto him and said," Aree Santa Singh, ur only child Mumta has died".Grief stricken Santa Singh ran towards the window and jumped off from the 15th floor, while on his way down, when he reached near the 10th floor he remembered that he didn't have a daughter named Mumta, then near the 5th floor he remembered that he was not married and as he was just about to hit the ground he realised that his name was not Santa Singh.