the art of guitar breaking

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by jamhead, Feb 12, 2006.

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reaction poll -

  1. horrible guitar lesson

    4 vote(s)
    19.0%
  2. depressing - guitars are like pets, should not be harmed

    3 vote(s)
    14.3%
  3. cool piece

    2 vote(s)
    9.5%
  4. funny article

    1 vote(s)
    4.8%
  5. not funny...dont touch a guitar again

    6 vote(s)
    28.6%
  6. i'm "talented" - was looking for this guitar lesson

    5 vote(s)
    23.8%
  1. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

  2. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    well you can READ it here for now - https://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Platoon.html


    sample -


    BUNNY
    (listening to the music)
    Listen to that shit, that's good shit!

    JUNIOR
    (irritated as always)
    **** that redneck noise, dude. All dem chicks be
    rappin' how dey losin' der' ho's and how dey ain't
    got no bread for beer. **** dat honky shit. Got to
    get me some motown jams, dig it?

    BUNNY
    (doesn't understand a word of it)
    Whaddaya talking shit for man. Hey Junior! Y'ever
    smoke any shit?

    JUNIOR
    Das right dude. You be tryin' to string de black man
    out on dat shit and keep him DOWN. Time's be coming,
    my man, when de black man's gonna throw off that
    yoke.

    BUNNY
    (lonely in his way for company)
    Say I can dig it. Smoke that shit everything kinda
    gets weird y'know?
     
  3. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Grutars are really, really old ships used mainly in the 18th century. They were mainly used for executing people before the guillotine came in place. As some of the grutars still survive today, the government of France has decided to destroy the vast majority of them, leaving few for the museums. This will be done in Alang, Gujarat, India, the worlds largest ship bereaking yard.


    ps: I wonder if bassists love their machines as much. And what about drummers? :think:
     
  4. zing

    zing Machine Head

    man this is good sh*t personaly i think abt 80% of all guitars deserve 2 be broken...like recently i played a kramer tht sounded awful ... & the shopkeeper said its 20k ...if id read this 'tutorial' b4 id hav known exactly wot 2 do...
     
  5. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend


    awww... sowiee.... but i am sure there are many other shopkeepers selling lousy overpriced guitars....plus there's always guitar tutors.
     
  6. dennis

    dennis The Bhangra King

    amen to that. Some Kramers are seriously pathetic for their price
     
  7. dirt_nectar

    dirt_nectar New Member

    What the heck if someone wanted to break his guitar .Some ppl get pleasure after breaking others head.....it's atleast better than that ...lol
     
  8. kaiser

    kaiser Bored

    i read that pete townshend of the who broke his guitar accidently on stage one day and this is how the trend of breaking started.
     
  9. Chi

    Chi B.D. Fisher

    visuals are always good help..
     

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  10. UjSen

    UjSen *#!EVIL*!!

    U wanted to make this thread sticky didn't u jammy????:think::think:
     
  11. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    yes i did. i must thank dirt nectar for reviving this thread.

    and i propose that this thread/lesson be made a sticky in the guitar lessons forum, not the least because guitar-breaking has always been a sticky issue.
     
  12. *+*neel_pori*+*

    *+*neel_pori*+* Double Poster

    so,wut are the results ?did anyone follow this fellow???
     
  13. paranoid13rohan

    paranoid13rohan .: iNDiaN iDioT 3.0 :.

    @chi ... post d pic of what happened aftr dat ... no point in fakin us !!!
     
  14. rasika

    rasika New Member

    dats not funny! i cannot break my own guitar with my own hands!!!!!!
     
  15. rockbabun

    rockbabun New Member

    ^^^^dont ever try! :p:
     
  16. Ayeshaa

    Ayeshaa New Member

    Haha, I know I'm late..but I found this hysterical ^
     
  17. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    then where are my reps??
     
  18. thehundredthone

    thehundredthone Well-Known Member

    You're bumping after 6 months for reps?

    Do you see the "^"? :/
     
  19. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    yes.. thats the height of rep whoring
     

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