The 10 Commandments of Love

I. I am thy Main Squeeze;
thou shalt squeeze no others before me.

II. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain,
nor badmouth me behind my back.

III. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else.

IV. Honor MY mother and father. THINE are too weird.

V. Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily
and making me embarrassed to be seen with thee.

VI. Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou
even THINK about it if thou knowest what's good for thee.

VII. Thou shalt not steal from my purse/wallet
while I am in thy bathroom, nor use my credit cards,
nor make long-distance calls from my telephone.

VIII. Thou shalt not talk about our personal problems to our friends.

IX. Thou shalt not nag.

X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Squeeze.

 

That took me long time to read with all those Thys, Thees and Shalts.
But its nice.

 

thanks............and thou shalt follow these laws.

 

can someone please translate the same in english , tabs or chords ...

 

lol...........um r u serious?

 

Its really nice.. But i think i worte a similar thing once.. Ten Commandments of Breakups..

 

Though Salt needs to be added

 

i'll get right on that ananth

 

He he.. I prefer PEPPER..

 

Nice work Sonali..

Although i could pick up only six or sevem command. still i guess all are good!!!

 

nice work sonali ....
@jay... how abt posting those Ten Commandments of Breakups.... ,,,,

 

sure jay lets hear the 10 commandments of breakups ....

hope that one is in english ?

 

jay...k u dint tell me wen i asked u yesterday? man i seriously need help with this! easy to love, hard to break-up, i realised!

 

He He.. I really dont remember the Joke. I wrote it like three years ago.. I will try to recover it from somewhere..

@ Asassin - First fall in love, I will enter your lives and create a confusion, You can break uo with her.. YOu aim in life will be fulfilled..

 

@jay- well aren't you the most helpful friend ever
@assasin- just be honest with her, i'm sure she'll be alright.....you might have to dodge a few blows but you'll be alright as well by the end of it.

 

@assasin... the easiest way to break-up with sumone to tell them honestly...in person that things possibly don't to be going the way u wished they would...... n that its better u go u'r own 2 separate ways while u'r still pally rather than break-up as enimies n lose a gud friend........

 

@ Sonali:- His aim in life is to break up with a girl.. And Not to be in love completely.. he he.. Why do you think i'm gonna help??

And I'm always good at such things, Getting people out of class/ relationships, People always come to me..

 

Follow Up on Nats:- Be Honest and tell her she's not Sweet/Caring/Cute/Anything that you look for in a girl.. He he..

 

yeh sure assasin foloow wat jay says.. sure to make things easier 4 u... even b'for u break up with her... she will with ya.... ,,,

 

This is supposed to be done when she is actually Caring/Sweet/Cute and All the thinngs You look for in a girl..