The 10 Commandments of Love

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by Sonali, Aug 11, 2004.

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  1. Sonali

    Sonali ::>> Welcome <<::

    I. I am thy Main Squeeze;
    thou shalt squeeze no others before me.

    II. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain,
    nor badmouth me behind my back.

    III. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else.

    IV. Honor MY mother and father. THINE are too weird.

    V. Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily
    and making me embarrassed to be seen with thee.

    VI. Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou
    even THINK about it if thou knowest what's good for thee.

    VII. Thou shalt not steal from my purse/wallet
    while I am in thy bathroom, nor use my credit cards,
    nor make long-distance calls from my telephone.

    VIII. Thou shalt not talk about our personal problems to our friends.

    IX. Thou shalt not nag.

    X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Squeeze.
  2. tejas

    tejas ..........

    That took me long time to read with all those Thys, Thees and Shalts.
    But its nice.
  3. Sonali

    Sonali ::>> Welcome <<::

    thanks............and thou shalt follow these laws.
  4. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    can someone please translate the same in english , tabs or chords ...
  5. Sonali

    Sonali ::>> Welcome <<:: r u serious?
  6. jayanth

    jayanth &lt;.: : Call Quits : :.&gt;

    Its really nice.. But i think i worte a similar thing once.. Ten Commandments of Breakups..
  7. ananth222

    ananth222 Beginner

    Though Salt needs to be added
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  8. Sonali

    Sonali ::>> Welcome <<::

    i'll get right on that ananth :confused:
  9. jayanth

    jayanth &lt;.: : Call Quits : :.&gt;

    He he.. I prefer PEPPER..
  10. MARS

    MARS Mars Ji...Finally!!!!!

    Nice work Sonali..

    Although i could pick up only six or sevem command. still i guess all are good!!!

  11. Natasia

    Natasia ...

    nice work sonali ....
    @jay... how abt posting those Ten Commandments of Breakups.... :p :p :p ,,,,
  12. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    sure jay lets hear the 10 commandments of breakups ....

    hope that one is in english ?
  13. 6String_assasin

    6String_assasin The Painkiller

    jay...k u dint tell me wen i asked u yesterday? man i seriously need help with this! easy to love, hard to break-up, i realised!
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  14. jayanth

    jayanth &lt;.: : Call Quits : :.&gt;

    He He.. I really dont remember the Joke. I wrote it like three years ago.. I will try to recover it from somewhere..

    @ Asassin - First fall in love, I will enter your lives and create a confusion, You can break uo with her.. YOu aim in life will be fulfilled..
  15. Sonali

    Sonali ::>> Welcome <<::

    @jay- well aren't you the most helpful friend ever
    @assasin- just be honest with her, i'm sure she'll be might have to dodge a few blows but you'll be alright as well by the end of it.
  16. Natasia

    Natasia ...

    @assasin... the easiest way to break-up with sumone to tell them person that things possibly don't to be going the way u wished they would...... n that its better u go u'r own 2 separate ways while u'r still pally rather than break-up as enimies n lose a gud friend........
  17. jayanth

    jayanth &lt;.: : Call Quits : :.&gt;

    @ Sonali:- His aim in life is to break up with a girl.. And Not to be in love completely.. he he.. Why do you think i'm gonna help?? :)

    And I'm always good at such things, Getting people out of class/ relationships, People always come to me..
  18. jayanth

    jayanth &lt;.: : Call Quits : :.&gt;

    Follow Up on Nats:- Be Honest and tell her she's not Sweet/Caring/Cute/Anything that you look for in a girl.. He he..
  19. Natasia

    Natasia ...

    yeh sure assasin foloow wat jay says.. sure to make things easier 4 u... even b'for u break up with her... she will with ya.... :p :p :p ,,,
  20. jayanth

    jayanth &lt;.: : Call Quits : :.&gt;

    This is supposed to be done when she is actually Caring/Sweet/Cute and All the thinngs You look for in a girl..
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