Test Your Smartness

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by guitarplayer729, Jan 12, 2012.

  1. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them

    instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

    Let's find out just how clever you really are....

    Ready? GO!!!

    First Question:

    Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position

    are you in?

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    Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

    absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place,

    so you are second!

    Try not to screw up next time.

    Now answer the second question,

    but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

    Second Question:

    I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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    Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

    You're not very good at this, are you?

    Third Question:

    V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.

    Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

    Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.

    Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

    Now add 10 . What is the total?

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    Did you get 5000 ?

    The correct answer is actually 4100.

    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

    Today is definitely not your day, is it?

    Maybe you'll get the last question right....

    ...Maybe.

    Fourth Question:

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

    What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?

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    Did you Answer Nunu?

    NO! Of course it isn't.

    Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

    Okay, now the bonus round:

    I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.

    A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By

    imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

    expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

    done.

    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

    sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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    He just has to open his mouth and ask...

    It's really very simple.... Like you!
     
  2. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Good one !!!
     
  3. mymusicmyguitar

    mymusicmyguitar New Member

    Hahaha...Nice ones!!! :p
     
  4. wylder

    wylder New Member

    That was a fun post...

    But if you overtake the last person then you are 1 Lap up, so error in question paper!!!
     
  5. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    what if it is a sprint
     
  6. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    i don't understand how you can get 5000 as the total :S
     
  7. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Last edited: Jan 13, 2012
  8. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

  9. Sumanovo razor

    Sumanovo razor New Member

    guess that was a knockout race
     
  10. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    i don't see harmonizer's post anywhere ....
     
  11. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    sorry
    i forgot
    it was originally to u
     
  12. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

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