Ten Reasons Why Homo***uality is BAD!

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by d_ist_urb_ed, Jan 31, 2007.

  1. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Also apparently those homo***ual animals have picked up some unnatural behavior.

    2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

    3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

    4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

    5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
    allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

    6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

    7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

    8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

    9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

    10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

    I love it when Liberals go on the offensive. This courtesy of Matt Heinbaugh from democrats.com
  2. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    lawl, I love the democrats but I would still have voted for Bush if I were American(and vote for lynching him because I'm not).
  3. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!


    How do Americans explain all this?
  4. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Being a homo is gh3y.
  5. kaiser

    kaiser Bored

    The word se.x is still displayed like ***.

    IGT is the most hypocritical of all.
  6. upneja

    upneja New Member

    i do not agree with the 7th point ......how a gay/lesb couple will have children ???
  7. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    Raise gay children. Not give birth to gay children.

    I'm not for homo***uals though.
  8. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

    u might want to screw the person u see in the mirror.

    evrybody loves himself/herself.
  9. nazr

    nazr angel is my genital..

    ^That takes it way too far.
  10. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

    i was just tryin 2 be a bit innovative :eek::
  11. g0g0l

    g0g0l ! SpAm

  12. shak

    shak Harrr!

    this is a serious questions, howcome a lesbian look like any other gal but you can spot a gay guy from a mile way? why do homo***ual guys look different but girls dont?

    i dont see why homo***uals are shunned by society, its something that they haven chosen as such, it comes to them naturally as straight ***uality comes naturally to us .. anyway .

    @dist: good one, nice and sarcastic, goes perfectly with my morning tea
  13. g0g0l

    g0g0l ! SpAm

    PoInt to be noted.....LEt's ask the lord :p:
  14. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    :nw: Glad you like it shak :grin:

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