Teacher Blows Off His Hand During Class

A teacher in California had been using a shell he found hunting as a paperweight. He used it to kill a bug during one of his classes and it exploded, blowing off part of his hand.


https://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/04/paperweight.explosion.ap/index.html

 

Damn it was his right hand...guess he won't be able to pleasure himself anymore.

 

OK.
This proves old apothegm wrong:

Ignorance is bliss

 

Well it DID kill the bug I suppose! Next time I'll keep a few nukes handy just in case I come across a roach!

 

:RollLol:

more :RollLol:

 

"obviously he didn't think the round was live,"

HAHAHAHAHA >>>>> DUMASSS!!!!!!!

 

^^^ Im glad u figured that out, DUMASSSS!!!!!!

 

some very high iq replies in this thread....

but on the bright side, thank god the bug wasnt sitting on his crotch. cos that way he'd have blown off his hand, handpump, bug et al

 

well, he's still got his left hand intact....

 

I dont think it wud have boomed if slammed on the balls. U CANNOT hit hard enough there!

Thank you... very much!

 

Trve. And right handers are usually better with their left hand.

 

^Experience lad?

 

Yes.
Just to be sure: Were talking about castration right?

 

I think DMF uses both hands.

 

@shsnawada,:shock: Masturbation........ and in any case why the hell would you know about castration? :shock:

 

"Masturbation"

Come on Sarat! What is this? It's not a Sxe forum......

 

^It's a perfectly legitimate word to use, i wasnt using any derogatory terms like "jacking off" or "blowing his load" or "choking his chicken" or something like that, right?

 

Well, God knows!

 

Taboo police!!!!!

Anyway, castration gives much more pleasure than masturbation ever can. And if i ever make a song, it'll be named that way.

Now back to the topic: ....

 

^Remind me never to sleep in your house, EVER! (*likes me family jewels*)