Some stupid questions...........

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  1. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    Some stupid questions........... :p:

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
    Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
    Stupid Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
    Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
    Stupid Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

    3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
    Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
    Stupid Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
    Stupid Question: Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
    Stupid Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
    Stupid Question: Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
    Stupid Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

    6. On some occasion: When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
    Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
    Stupid Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating insensitive's just the money.

    7. At night: When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
    Stupid Question: Sorry. were you sleeping?
    Stupid Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
    You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

    8. After some time: When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
    Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
    Stupid Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

    9. At the dentist: When he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
    Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
    Stupid Answer: No it won?t. It will just bleed.

    10. Someone sees you: You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
    Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
    Stupid Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ............ it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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  2. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    Old one..but still made me smile
  3. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    nice one abhi hahahahahahah...

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