Some stupid questions........... : 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here? Stupid Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt? Stupid Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people. Stupid Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question: Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Stupid Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question: Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Stupid Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. On some occasion: When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good? Stupid Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7. At night: When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question: Sorry. were you sleeping? Stupid Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron. 8. After some time: When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut? Stupid Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist: When he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts? Stupid Answer: No it won?t. It will just bleed. 10. Someone sees you: You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke. Stupid Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ............ it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
