hey now that almost everyone has a mob what abt sharing some really nice smses joke its different from the pj thread coz this one has 160 characters max so start sending urs best ones :rockon: will post loads next week
nice idea.. heres my first one.. Tez hawa ka Jhonka aaya Saath mein teri Khushboo laya tab mere mann mein khayal aaya Mera Dost aaj phir nahi nahaya??
@rizzzz hey thats a really nice one hahahahahahahahahahahha sending it to some friends if u dont mind lolz
kal agar mein mar bhi jaoun to mere marne ka gum na karna aasooun bhi naa bahana meri aarti bhi naa outarna sidhe oupar chale aana party karenge : lolz another great one tu chaand maange mein chaand dedu, tu raat maange mein raat dedu tu dil maange mein dil dedu tu jaan maange , bas yaar bheek maangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hain :shock: hahahahahha
cool ones ... heres another Shahjahan ne Tal Mahal Ki Har Dewar ko dekha Har Qaleen ko Dekha Har Pardey Ko Dekha Aur Kaha, Mohabbat ki Maa Ki ----- Bahut Ziyada Kharcha ho gaya
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nah its ok with me... but like the jesus one with the M&Ms ... it cud offend christians... sorry for going off topic
^^ hey sanjay really nice ones as for the controversy ......no comments..... nice ones most i have already yet nice to read them again lolz
^^ though the elephant n naked man one was the best of ur list hahahahahahahahahhahahahah sent it to all my contacts(92 people) lolz
hehehehehe. well, thanks for liking the joke and thanks a lot for sending it to 92 people. But sent it to 92...... AMAZING.
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