Some emerging "isms" of the new economy

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by bob-bobby, Nov 24, 2004.

  1. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    You have a thousand poor cows. You put them on a nice
    campus, and send them one at a time to the US for

    GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

    Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from
    both and sell it as Cow's milk.

    You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs
    to unsuspecting small businessmen.

    You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you.
    Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

    Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your
    cows and wonder why they don't run fast.

    You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate

    You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so
    you sell tools to help milk cows.

    You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for
    cows implemented by milking consultants.

    You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

    You have a cow. You spend 50 million dollars to
    develop the world's thinnest milk.

    You have a cow that gives 10 gallons of milk per day.
    You sell the manure as a "High-performance
    Agricultural Additive".

    You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell
    complete milking solutions through Authorized
    Resellers only.

    You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year
    old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination
    at work.

    You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to
    people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone
    to have milk.

    You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA

    Welcome to citibank. If you have a cow, press one. If
    you have a bull, press two.....stay on the line if you
    would like our customer care officer to milk it for
  2. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    Ok, anybody wants to give a shot to "IGTism" ?
  3. esgallindeion

    esgallindeion Minstrel Knight

    lol @ bobby...
  4. Avish

    Avish New Member

    @bobby.... nice one!!
  5. tejas

    tejas ..........

    Hehe. Great job bob.

    And neo, i'll give it a thought.
  6. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    Lets see what you comeup with....
  7. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    IGTism - You have more than 3500 , only some of them milk. 3 bulls to control them but most of the time its the other way round as the cows land up controlling the bulls .
  8. tejas

    tejas ..........

    Hehe. thats geat bob. neo, i dun think i can top that!
  9. Menon

    Menon New Member

    It's a Milk Syndicate of 3500 cows strategically and regionally placed, but the feed these cows get induce hallucinations of them as rock guitarists!!
  10. Menon

    Menon New Member

    That was really lame na??
  11. esgallindeion

    esgallindeion Minstrel Knight

    Great ones guys...
    @bobby... what do you mean, about bulls being controlled by cows!!! lol
  12. Sonali

    Sonali ::>> Welcome <<::

    lol, i sould've checked it out before, one of the bulls get taken great adventage of, sadly
  13. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    i smell smoke coming out of one of the bull , lol
  14. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    from which end bobby;)
  15. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!


Share This Page