INFOSYSism You have a thousand poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, and send them one at a time to the US for milking. WIPROism GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk. DELLism Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both and sell it as Cow's milk. IBMism You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to unsuspecting small businessmen. MICROSOFTism You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows. INTELism Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows and wonder why they don't run fast. SUNism You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft. ORACLEism You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows. SAPism You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants. APPLEism You have a cow. You sell iMilk. SONYism You have a cow. You spend 50 million dollars to develop the world's thinnest milk. 3Mism You have a cow that gives 10 gallons of milk per day. You sell the manure as a "High-performance Agricultural Additive". HPism You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through Authorized Resellers only. GEism You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work. RELIANCEism You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk. TATAism You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow. CITIBANKism Welcome to citibank. If you have a cow, press one. If you have a bull, press two.....stay on the line if you would like our customer care officer to milk it for you...
IGTism - You have more than 3500 , only some of them milk. 3 bulls to control them but most of the time its the other way round as the cows land up controlling the bulls .
It's a Milk Syndicate of 3500 cows strategically and regionally placed, but the feed these cows get induce hallucinations of them as rock guitarists!!
