Software Shayari

Discussion in 'Poetry and Lyrics Forum' started by vishwa_81us, Oct 4, 2005.

  1. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    Dear All,

    These r some shayris.. got in some forwards.. post software related shayris in this thread if u hv any of them..


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    Abhi abhi to pyar ka PC kiya hai chaloo,apne dil ki es HARD DISK par ab aur kitni FILES daloo!


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    Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao!


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    Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai,warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai!

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    Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho!

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    Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

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    Keval aap jaiso ke liye dil ko CUT karte hai,warna baki CASES mein COPY PASTE se kaam karte hai!

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    Aap ka hasna,aap ka chalna,aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE!

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    Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar!


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    Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
    Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!


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    Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga...
    Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga...


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    Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye...
    Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiya
    Ke 'paste' karna bhool gaye...


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    Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
    Mere pyaar ke 'icon' pe
    kabhi to 'double-click' karo...

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    Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...
    Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
    jaise '0 errors aur 5 warning'...


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    Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.
    Par dil ke storage mein
    there is no more 'disk space'.


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    Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.
    Jaane kitne dilon ka
    ho gaya 'server down'.


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    Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.
    Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
    kya computer, kya e-mail.


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    Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
    Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
    Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
    Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya..


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    Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain...
    Problem yehi hai ki voh
    ab 'read only' hain...

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    vishwa :cool:
     
  2. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    hehe I guess non-It ppl wont get it.

    nice.
     
  3. Garima

    Garima Born to rule <img src="images/smilies/rule.gif" bo

    he he he...funny ones out there Vishwa...
    @jekyll...if i can understand them...then i think every1 wud :)
     
  4. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    @vishwa nice yaar..........i had got 3rd, 4th , 6th , 10th and 12th in a forward long back......rest i din know!........really funny!
     
  5. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    thanx all..

    these r really very innovative n funny.. infact we can write our own shers..

    just think n write kuch bhi... n post..
     

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