thot for the day: neva hold ur farts in. they travel up ur spine, into ur brain n thats where u get all da shitty ideas from!!! (this 1 was specially for vishwa : )
LMAO :RollLol: another fart one Why do farts smell? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . For benefit of the deaf.
a sardar was walkin on the road he used to pass everyday... on his way he saw a kelay ka chilka (banana skin) ... he stood there n said...o yaaaar ki museebat aye...aj fer digna paega (in urdu ... kya museebat hai yaaar aaj phir girna paray ga) :RollLol:
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this --------------------------------------------------------------------- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is MAGIC ! Press down 12times U"ll become CUTE! . . . . . . . . . . . at ur AGE u stil believe in MAGIC? Shame on u --------------------------------------------------
One more... Maine pucha chand se ki kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin... Chand ne kaha ...Ullu ke pathe..itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi??? :beer:
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
