Dear All, Here is the place where u can post ur funny.. senti.. or PJ smses... ok i start... Chand ko tod dunga.. Suraj ko phod dunga.. Tune agar na kiya janeman... To tere sare daant tod dunga... Keep Joking.. Vishwa
I get all pervert messages...cant type here.. here is one clean one....kinda old...but hillarious What do you call a relationship in which two people are yawning??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yawn Sambandh :
Good one wizzy.. Heres one more.. Koi pathar se na maaro mere diwane ko.... Koi pathar se na maaro mere diwane ko.... Koi pathar se na maaro mere diwane ko.... Koi pathar se na maaro mere diwane ko.... Koi pathar se na maaro mere diwane ko.... Koi pathar se na maaro mere diwane ko.... Nuclear ka zamaana hai.. uda do bomb se saale ko.. :beer:
i think we had a thread like this.. and wizzy u told us the same joke... : here is mine "if u want a mercedes benz for just rs 5 lakhs.. then log on to www kutte apne aukad main reh.com"
^ lmao ) aye dost tu bhi shayar ban ja meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega log phek phek kar marenge ande tamatar shaam ke khane ka intezam ho jaega
got frm Cryptu... It wud make more sense if the life cycle was all backwards U should die first, get it out of the way then u live in an old age home U get a silver watch and u go to work U work 40 years until you are young enuf to enjoy your retirement U do drugs, booze, u party, u get ready for high school U become a kid have no worries U become a little baby U go back into the womb, spend last few months floating And finish it off as an orgy so true
ok now my turn.. Tum jab haste ho to lagta hai ki insan pehle Bandar tha.. Tum jab haste ho to lagta hai ki insan pehle Bandar tha.. Tum jab haste ho to lagta hai ki insan pehle Bandar tha.. Dekho gussa maat hona... Kyunki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagta hai.. Insan abhi bhi Bandar hai..
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo, Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo.... got around 100 ...cant post them at once.. sara maza kharab ho jaye ga
Son (to his dad)---Aye baap idhar aa Mom--Nahi bete baap ko izzat se bulate hain Son (to his dad)---Aye baap izzat se idhar aa :
ok here is one i got from a friend(a gal) yaar u know what always packets r???https://www.always.com/ctry_select.html for those who dont only then only u can understand the joke a woman was going out from the shop having bought a packet of always in her bag when a beggar stopped her n said memsaab eb packet bread to deteh jaaoh(thinking that it was bread) the woman said : no the beggar said do dinon se nahi khaaya houn Woman said kaal aana Jam laga kar dounga sorry if u think its a bad joke but that really made me laugh
"UDAAS HO" ( ) _; ( ( ) "YA NARAZ HO" <e _; / /e "KYA HUWA" (e _; / (e "HUM MILAIN GE" (e _; ) (e "TUMHARI QASAM" ( ) _; ) (e "AB TO MUSKRAO" (( _; ) (( """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Sweet things are easy to buy, Sweet words are easy to say, But sweet poeple like "YOU" are very difficult to find, May ur whole life be sweet as u are....
remember in train when u were lookin outside the window and I put my ass out of the window -- someone remarked -- hey look twins!?
Someone once asked a Sardar: What is Common between Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..? Sardarji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
Santa Banta KO 3 live bomb mile, Police KO dene chale, Santa : agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..? Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!
