SMS Thread..

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  1. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    Dear All,


    Here is the place where u can post ur funny.. senti.. or PJ smses...

    ok i start...


    Chand ko tod dunga..
    Suraj ko phod dunga..
    Tune agar na kiya janeman...
    To tere sare daant tod dunga... :)


    Keep Joking..


    Vishwa :cool:
     
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  2. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    I get all pervert messages...cant type here..

    here is one clean one....kinda old...but hillarious


    What do you call a relationship in which two people are yawning???
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    Yawn Sambandh :p:
     
  3. vini

    vini Repeat Offender

    im seeing such a thread for the first time at IGT !!!
     
  4. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    Good one wizzy..

    Heres one more..


    Koi pathar se na maaro mere diwane ko....
    Koi pathar se na maaro mere diwane ko....
    Koi pathar se na maaro mere diwane ko....
    Koi pathar se na maaro mere diwane ko....
    Koi pathar se na maaro mere diwane ko....
    Koi pathar se na maaro mere diwane ko....
    Nuclear ka zamaana hai.. uda do bomb se saale ko.. :beer:
     
  5. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    i think we had a thread like this..
    and wizzy u told us the same joke... :p:

    here is mine
    "if u want a mercedes benz for just rs 5 lakhs.. then log on to www kutte apne aukad main reh.com"
     
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  6. sixstringsin

    sixstringsin ||||||

    ^ lmao :))


    aye dost tu bhi shayar ban ja
    meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega
    log phek phek kar marenge ande tamatar
    shaam ke khane ka intezam ho jaega
     
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  7. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    got frm Cryptu...

    It wud make more sense if the life cycle was all backwards

    U should die first, get it out of the way
    then u live in an old age home
    U get a silver watch and u go to work
    U work 40 years until you are young enuf to enjoy your retirement
    U do drugs, booze, u party, u get ready for high school
    U become a kid have no worries
    U become a little baby
    U go back into the womb, spend last few months floating
    And finish it off as an orgy


    so true :(
     
  8. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    ok now my turn..


    Tum jab haste ho to lagta hai ki insan pehle Bandar tha..
    Tum jab haste ho to lagta hai ki insan pehle Bandar tha..
    Tum jab haste ho to lagta hai ki insan pehle Bandar tha..
    Dekho gussa maat hona...
    Kyunki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagta hai..
    Insan abhi bhi Bandar hai..
     
  9. Aka Oz

    Aka Oz /\K/\ - Ozy

    good 1 guysssss
     
  10. har1s

    har1s <b>Untitled</b>

    Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
    Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
    Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya
    karo,
    Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....

    got around 100 ...cant post them at once.. :) sara maza kharab ho jaye ga :)
     
  11. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Son (to his dad)---Aye baap idhar aa

    Mom--Nahi bete baap ko izzat se bulate hain

    Son (to his dad)---Aye baap izzat se idhar aa :p:
     
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  12. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    lmao


    great ones


    reps to everyone coz this thread enlivened my mood a bit...
     
  13. Aka Oz

    Aka Oz /\K/\ - Ozy

    Falak Per Taaroon Ko Neend Aari Hai Ullu Ki Phati Tu Abb Sms Kar Re Hai
     
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  14. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    ok

    here is one i got from a friend(a gal)

    yaar u know what always packets r???http://www.always.com/ctry_select.html for those who dont

    only then only u can understand the joke



    a woman was going out from the shop having bought a packet of always in her bag when a beggar stopped her n said

    memsaab eb packet bread to deteh jaaoh(thinking that it was bread)

    the woman said : no

    the beggar said do dinon se nahi khaaya houn

    Woman said kaal aana Jam laga kar dounga



    sorry if u think its a bad joke

    but that really made me laugh
     
  15. Aka Oz

    Aka Oz /\K/\ - Ozy

    "UDAAS HO"

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    _; (

    ( )


    "YA NARAZ HO"

    <e

    _; /

    /e


    "KYA HUWA"

    (e

    _; /

    (e

    "HUM MILAIN GE"

    (e

    _; )

    (e


    "TUMHARI QASAM"

    ( )
    _; )

    (e


    "AB TO MUSKRAO"

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    _; )

    ((

    """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

    Sweet things are easy to buy,

    Sweet words are easy to say,

    But sweet poeple like "YOU"

    are very difficult to find,

    May ur whole life be sweet

    as u are....
     
  16. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God


    :RollLol:
    :RollLol:
     
  17. sixstringsin

    sixstringsin ||||||

    remember in train when u were lookin outside the window and I put my ass out of the window -- someone remarked -- hey look twins!?
     
  18. Aka Oz

    Aka Oz /\K/\ - Ozy

    hahahaah good 1ssssssss
     
  19. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Someone once asked a Sardar: What is Common between Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
    Sardarji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
     
  20. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Santa Banta KO 3 live bomb mile, Police KO dene chale,
    Santa : agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
    Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!
     

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