SMS Exhibition

here i m sendin my sms collection u can send urs also ..

Code:

jan kar bhi woh mujhay jan na payee
aj tak woh mujkhay pehchan na payee

khud hi karli bewafai hum nay ..
takay un per koi ilzaam na aye

Code:

mohabbat karne waloon ka eik khatarnaak


anjaam hota hai ...
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. un ki shadi hojati hai :P

 

Code:

techer:
boys: ap ko amir or kajol ki film Fanna se kia sabak miltya hai ....



students ...looli langri..andhi behri jesi bhi ho set karleni chahiyee :P

Code:

child : 
papa aunty ka pet kiun phoola hai ..

papa: thumain pata hai betay ..

child : nhi papa nhi pata 

papa : pata hai 

child nhi pata

papa: ok un kay pet main pani bhar gaya hai ..

child: oooh tu bacha tu doob jayga na papa

 

So, you're actually typing out sms fwds?













































wow.

 

:RollLol:

Height of idleness

 

this is a really good sms i received lately:

Bhaasi hai yeh sab jokes, like kal ke utaare hue socks,
Bhaasi hai yeh sab jokes, like kal ke utaare hue socks,
Itna bekaar thread banaya hai tune, you sad sad jazzbox.

 

what the hell ..now it is a bad benefit to use cybercafes..

sum1 use my account

 

well well is per hansna kahan tha ..xplain

 

i forgot to uncheck when i last use IGT yaara..

 

wtf?
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i forgot to uncheck when i last login to IGT ..

i used my frnd'z cybercafe ..

its just mean someone opened the site dont know wht to do and submit sms ..

now i cleaned the save pass from that

 

*distributes grow up tonic for all kids*

 

tumhe nahi hasna hai... hasne ka kaam humlog karenge

 

Teri dil mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye..




























Bahut bhook lagi hai thoda Chana mil jaaye.

 

@elfascinating- u reminded me of notty_lad just now :|

 

Why's that?

and is it bad?

 

Notty lad was/is Gay.