since the JOKES threads have disappeared....

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  1. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    i am starting a new one and stickificating it.

    1st joke.

    Vidi, vici, veni - I saw, I conquered, I came


    whats the australian for "i love you" ??
    - sit on my face.


    What do you call a black man who flies planes?

    A pilot, you racist !!

    the 4th - saving the best for the last.

    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

    9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.

    8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

    6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

    5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

    4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and fther."

    2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

    1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
  2. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    well its 5000 points now... maybe i'll stickificate it later :p
  3. Taifi

    Taifi New Member

    the first 3 jokes sucked...the 4th one was nice
  4. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    ty. as you say.
  5. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

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