since the JOKES threads have disappeared....

i am starting a new one and stickificating it.



1st joke.



Vidi, vici, veni - I saw, I conquered, I came


2nd

whats the australian for "i love you" ??
- sit on my face.


3rd

What do you call a black man who flies planes?

A pilot, you racist !!




the 4th - saving the best for the last.


Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:



9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and fther."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

 

well its 5000 points now... maybe i'll stickificate it later

 

the first 3 jokes sucked...the 4th one was nice

 

ty. as you say.

 

https://indianguitartabs.com/showthread.php?goto=lastpost&t=4496
here u go..happy posting there