i am starting a new one and stickificating it. 1st joke. Vidi, vici, veni - I saw, I conquered, I came 2nd whats the australian for "i love you" ?? - sit on my face. 3rd What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, you racist !! the 4th - saving the best for the last. Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and fther." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."