!!!Simply Hilarious!!!

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  1. amit82cse

    amit82cse Silent observeR

    Got it in mail...

    Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta
    pooncha, Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho.

    Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha, "bhai saab
    Aagre ka kitna loge?" jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."

    taxi chod, maine bus pakad li, conductor se pooncha, "ji.. kya mein
    cigarette pi sakta hoon?"
    wo gurrra kar bola, "hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai." Maine kaha,
    "par wo janab to pi rahe hai!" Phir se gurrrraya, " usne mujhse pooncha nahi
    hai."

    Aagre pahucha, hotel gaya. Manager se kaha, " mujhe room chahiye, satve
    manzil pe."
    Manager ne kaha, "rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"
    Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega."
    Usne jawab diya, "nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai."


    Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se pooncha,
    "janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
    Janab hans kar bole, " peechle bis saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi padi
    hai...."

    Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada Usne poocha, "dilli
    kaise aana hua?" Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi, Maine bhi jawab
    diya, "Train se.."

    Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,
    "areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch taja taja
    khilao.." sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.
    Kaha, "taji hawa kha lijiye."

    Dost ne phir se badi pyar se biwi se kaha, "areeee sunti ho...inhe jara apna
    chalis saal purana aachar to dikhana." Bhabiji ek batli me rakha aachar le
    aayi, Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha, "bhabhiji, aachar sirf
    dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi....?" Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya, "yuhi agar
    sab ko chakhati to aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota..?"

    Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne pote ko soola rahi thi, Saath me lori bhi
    ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so ja." Lori soon mein hairan hua aur
    dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya hai?" Dost ne jawab diya, "mere pote ka
    naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma
    lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi, isiliye hamne iska naam diploma
    rakh diya." Phir maine pooncha, "aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?" Dost
    ne jawab diya, "bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye...."
     
  2. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    good one!!
     
  3. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    lol

    was long but funny
     
  4. $cReWdR!veR

    $cReWdR!veR .:: Sweetheart ::.

    hehe....nice...
     
  5. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    I liked it :)
     
  6. amit82cse

    amit82cse Silent observeR

    Mere home town ki kahani hai and i have experienced a little bit of it as well...:lol:
     
  7. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    nice..it was done by EHSAAN KURESHI in the laughter challenge show....

    aur ek yaad aaya...

    20 saal hue biwi ke saath aaj,
    ek din door pe aaye yamraj,
    unhone kaha aaoke pran chahiye just,
    maine wife ko aage kiya-bola LADIES FIRST.
     
  8. walk_alone

    walk_alone **~~| An Atheist |~~**

    nice one

    indeed a gud one...but readinghindi in english is a pain.wonder if smthng cd be dun abt that.
     
  9. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    For some of us, reading hindi in hindi is a pain bro, i request you to be tolerant of us n00bs :grin:
     

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