Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by abhimanjrekar, Oct 15, 2005.

  1. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    Hey all u Siddhu's fan, something 4 u!!


    Many are new in this list ..

    A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh(the Indian Cricketeer)

    1. That ball went so high it could have got anair hostess down with it.

    2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of
    an incoming train which will run them over.

    3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

    4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

    5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.

    6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

    7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

    8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

    9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

    10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

    11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.

    12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pinn a haystack.

    13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

    14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

    15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in falls and everything else falls!

    16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

    17. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.

    18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

    19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

    20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

    21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols,the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with
    his two hands."

    22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

    23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

    24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

    25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.

    26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher forflaming youth.

    27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

    28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

    29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

    30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
  2. ambush

    ambush _RASTA_man_

    Sidhu was the best
    DOnt see him aroud a lot now
    I dont really like criket but i use to watch it for sidhus commentory
  3. vini

    vini Repeat Offender

    funny and stupid..just like siddhu

    but hez so irritating most of the time

    best onez
  4. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    he judges the laughter challenge nowadayz
  5. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    he gets around 5 lakh rs for one show..
  6. vini

    vini Repeat Offender

    lucky b.... wotever :p:

    i dont think he deserves this amounts to his "hu ha ha" only i guess
  7. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    the only reason i laugh at his ...lookin at the way he laughs..
    abhi gira ki tabhi gira... ;)
  8. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    and he always laughs first ..shekar suman atleast tries to get the joke..sidu starts frm first word itself....
  9. ak&guitar

    ak&guitar THE INNER VOICE

    sidhu is like an intelligent man trapt in a fools mind.

    he'll alwayz be stupid and funny but there also be slight tinge of intelligence somwhere in the sidhuism my friend,....
  10. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!


    u stole mr.scary's avy... doesnt suit u now
  11. Hardik

    Hardik .:.:.:BoRn TaLenT:.:.:.

    sidhu is so irritating....but its fun to watch him say stupid things...:)
  12. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    BEWARE! policegal cryptic_angel on prowl ... abhi - your are busted!

    i like siddhuisms ... kudos to you dude :nw:
  13. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    thx jekyll
    jekyll likes this.
  14. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    u forgot the ones frm laughter challenge...wen he laughs lik crazy...nd says...**ohh baas car yaar** (bas kar yaar)
  15. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    haan re.oye gugi pasha ki dekh rahe ho........

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