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Discussion in 'Poetry and Lyrics Forum' started by jal_babe, Aug 23, 2005.

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Fav rap artist

Poll closed Sep 12, 2005.
  1. jay-z

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. chingy

    20.0%
  3. Ludacris

    40.0%
  4. Kanye West

    40.0%
  1. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    ummm what is that bhaggu?
    :annoyed:
     
  2. Garima

    Garima Born to rule <img src="images/smilies/rule.gif" bo

    Pet name of 'Bhagwan' :)
    Short is sweet <lolz>
     
  3. jal_babe

    jal_babe im a SEDUCER

    what the hell is going on here.....?sslayer r u trying to flirt again?.....:p:
     
  4. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    garima - thats an honor ... thanx for that ;) ... yeah short is sweet .... :grin:

    jal_babe - flirt? who me? :think: with who?
     
  5. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    haha.look how the tables have turned out to be!!
    ssslayer ,, if lavin finds out that you are running behind jal and if mr scary finds out that you are running behind jal,,, then your are a complete gonner!
     
  6. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    since this is a shayari thread .. coming 2 the topic.. this one dedicated to Jal_Babe..


    Phoolon se achi tumhari khushboo
    Kaliyon se pyaari muskaan

    Sitaaron sa chamakta hua chehra
    Koyal si meethi zabaan

    Chand bi chup jaye yeh keh ke asmaan se
    Ab kya mera kaam

    Chandni to aa nikli zameen se
    Kessi hai yeh qudrat ki shaan

    Fursat se banaya hoga Rab ne
    Farishton ka nahin yeh kaam

    Hooron ne bi hasrat se dekha hoga
    Pariyon se sunder yeh insaan

    Alfaaz bi kam partay hain taarif kerne mein
    Bas woh tumhi ho meri jaaan...



    vishwa :cool: loves u..
     
  7. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    LOL ... that wuddbe such a mess right?

    Lavina, Pooja <-> Me <-> Jal
    and second equation
    Scary <-> Me
    third equation
    Me -> Screwdriver

    did i miss anyone?
     
  8. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    vini..
    nd there shud be nanda--->luv...nd vishwa--->screwdriver also....
     
  9. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    ok .. but taht was not realted to me ...
     
  10. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    rite...but everyone does enjoy kahaani mein twist....luv triangles, quadrangles nd wateva
     
  11. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    ok so .. taking into account the popular demand
    one more equation is being added:
    me->vini :)nw:)

    now lets c cypher whatddaya say ?
     
  12. jal_babe

    jal_babe im a SEDUCER

    yo too much too handle.....@sslayer isn't lavine girl only like 14 years old (she's da kid)
    @vishwa dat piece of shyaari was so swweeet Awwwwwww!
     
  13. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    don't u think i deserve a k i s s frm u.. for that.. :think:
     
  14. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    vishwa - guess u should open a new e-begging thread for e-kissing ...

    jal_babe - how does it matter ... after 5 yrs she WILL become ***** ... (unlike U :phbbt:)
     
  15. jal_babe

    jal_babe im a SEDUCER

    what slayer i didn't get dat!! what the fu**ck u trying to say
    @vishwas *kiss *kiss
     
  16. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    jal_babe i was trying to say that in 5 years Lavina wil be an adult ... unlike u a KID !

    anyway *kiss*
     
  17. jal_babe

    jal_babe im a SEDUCER

    @sslayer yo man! listin up u always say im a kid 17=not kid , 14=kid.........if that doesn't go through your fu**ked up brain than i don know....nwyas i still luv ya
    *ha ha dats tight!
     
  18. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    @ssslayer - trapped in a vicious spider web with most stickiest adhesive ever with an almost nuts spider who is a fan of jal is approaching 'em! :p:

    @ssslayer again - best of luck!
     
  19. jal_babe

    jal_babe im a SEDUCER

    hey something for u duds:
    :grin:Definitions Of Marriage-

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    [1] the dawn of romance and the commencement of history;

    [2] a word that should be pronounced as "mirage";

    [3] an event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left;

    [4] a very good way to promote civilization - if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher {Socrates};

    [5] a process much like a cafeteria - you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best - and pay later;
    [6] an event which is called "tying the knot" - unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;

    [7] a word which always means commitment - but so does insanity;

    [8] a ceremony favored in England - it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;

    [9] something that changes the demeanor of a driver - there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on the wheel;

    [10] the only permanent cure for love;

    [11] is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile;

    [12] the only adventure open to the cowardly;

    [13] something which is called a feast - unfortunately, sometimes the appetizer is better than the main course;

    [14] a group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two;

    [15] the alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them;

    [16] the process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction;

    [17] a legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;

    [18] that ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics;

    [19] a rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal and exhausting condition until death do them part;

    [20] occurs where a man gets hooked by his own line;

    [21] in America, is the only legal method of suppressing freedom of speech;

    [22] is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste;

    [23] is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer;

    [24] the process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;

    [25] a condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;

    [26] the ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government;

    [27] a tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to pay the divorce lawyer;

    [28] is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who tries to come between them;

    [29] the continuous process of getting used to things you never expected;

    [30] a status which depends upon two to be successful but only one to turn into a failure;

    [31] is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the rest of the pages is prose;

    [32] a bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain;

    [33] in Japanese is called "Judo" - the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of "Yes, dear";

    [34] a confrontation which always demands the greatest understanding of the subtle art of insincerity possible between two human beings;

    [35] is not a word, but a sentence;

    [36] a delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy;

    [37] an investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest
     
  20. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    ^ well i have taken off my clothes ...
    and waiting for u now ... ;)
     

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