Sardar Ka Question Paper

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  1. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    a. all questions carry marks
    b.use ur own brains once u find it. time :: 3 hrs ist
    c.sleeping is NOT allowed durin exam. marks::( strictly confediantial)
    d.Weapons r NOt allowed.
    1.write ur name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters
    (only alphabets allowed,no numeric digits allowed)

    2.***? () male () female()sardar () occasionally

    3.ur age group? () < 0 ()> 0 () =0

    4.if u have 1 brother,how many brothers he has?
    () none () 6 () question is too personal

    5.if the time is 3.00 am,wht does ur digital watch show? what time does the 11.16 deccan queen comes?

    7.this is question number () 1 () 19 () cant count

    8.if 2+3 =5; is 3+2=5?
    () impossible () forgot my calculator

    9.write full form of ASAP,as soon as posible

    10.who was first MAN to land on moon?
    ()Mr.armstrong ()Ms.armstrong () Mrs.armstrong

    11.spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y reach the 12th floor of a building,how many buttons would u press in the elevator??
    () 12 ()12*3=36 () Ill take the stairs

    13.complete the series::1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1..............

    14.Sun is nearer to India than USA coz:
    () sun is smaller than usa () one can see sun,not usa
    () i dont have time left to think do u make ice cubes?
    ()ask neighbour () buy frm ice factory ()forgot recipe

    16.where does SUN go at night?
    () to bed
    ()to nightclub
    ()havent followed where it goes
    ()its there only,but due to darkness we cant see it
    () ask the sun itself

    17.did u reach the last question of the paper?
    () yes () no ()i don want to think extra

    we are not to blamed if this paper does not come in yor exam :beer: :p:
  2. guns_n_gore

    guns_n_gore hell raiser

    why are u guys always behind sardars
  3. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    ahahahhahaa...good one!im forwarding it to my friendZ!

    @guns - its bahut maja yaar!are you a sardar?
  4. ak&guitar

    ak&guitar THE INNER VOICE

    good one dude........nice siggi by the way
  5. #iR@


    hahaha..... lol
  6. mr singh

    mr singh New Member

    im sardar.... but i c no harm in it, as long as it dont get taken 2 far
    i no its lite hearted humour, and can really apply 2 ne1 including the likes of blondes etc...
    if u want more stupid jokes, visit: and go 2 their jokes section: its got lots more sardar jokes if that wht u like ;)
  7. Garima

    Garima Born to rule <img src="images/smilies/rule.gif" bo

    one joke to share...

    Teacher to a sardar: Where were u born?
    Sardar: Ma'am Tiruvananthpuram.
    Teacher to the sardar: Spell it....
    Sardar: :think: :think:....aftr 5min...Ma'am I think I was born in Goa.
  8. Varshita

    Varshita New Member

    ^^ :RollLol:
    hahhaha thankfully he didnt say he was adopted :)
  9. Garima

    Garima Born to rule <img src="images/smilies/rule.gif" bo

    kno wat...there is a surd in my office who told this to me...thats funny too...ther r very few surds who tk it easy ;)
  10. nimitr

    nimitr New Member

    hey ppl there r many sardar jokes but let me tell u one real incident which actually was not with a sardar....this is abt one of our professors in our insti with real bad english... one of the student was doin some mischief in his class .... so he asked the boy to get out of the class and told him "meet me BEHIND the lecture" where as he actually wanted to say 'meet me AFTER the lecture' .... :)

    at that point all the class started laughin but the stupid prof cudnt realise why .....
  11. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----&gt; Zhol-Man&lt;---- more....

    sardar has an affair with his secretary...

    SARDAR :: rosy, come tomoroow at 3 pm..nobody will be ther at my house.
    ROSY :: wow..ok il come dear.....

    neat day ,rosy goes to his house at 3pm...thers a big LOCK on the door....
  12. nimitr

    nimitr New Member

    true sardar joke man :RollLol: ... my brain was all fukd up whem i first read it :shock: ... but i realised tht its surd joke frm a 'sardar' ..... ( no offence to n e one thogh jus meant fun ;) ) .....
  13. baldeep

    baldeep New Member

    Q: wot do u call a sardar who lives under water?
    ans: "jal-under" singh "gill"

    PS: im a surd but not from jalandhar:p:
  14. Garima

    Garima Born to rule <img src="images/smilies/rule.gif" bo

    man that's a kickass joke....reminds me of college days...we were attending our English lecture...& this joke was written on the desk...quite differently...
    'sardar ne apni gf ko fon karke bola : ghar pe aja koi nai hai...
    uski gf uske ghar pahuchi bell bajati rahi.....ghar pe sach me ...koi bhi nai tha'

    i cant forget we were all lafing in installments....first ppl on whose desk it ws written...then they passed it on to others which made evry1 laf except the
  15. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    ^^^ lolz.. too good they are...

    about a year ago.. a sardar came at my shop with his Computer monitor and said.. sir ji is ke icons bahut chotay ho gaye hain.. and i was completely shocked...
  16. slash_i_m

    slash_i_m Laid to Rest

    ^Whoa :shock:really ?
  17. $cReWdR!veR

    $cReWdR!veR .:: Sweetheart ::.

    FROG:Sardar ka dimaag hota hai????
    SARDAR:hota hai!!
    FROG:nahi hota!!
    SARDAR:hota hai
    FROG:nahi hota
    SARDAR:isme suicide karne ki kya baat hai
  18. $cReWdR!veR

    $cReWdR!veR .:: Sweetheart ::.

    A crow shits on a sardar
    Sardarni gives tissue paper to sardar
    Sardar says 'ab kya fayda kauwa toh ud gaya'
  19. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----&gt; Zhol-Man&lt;----

    DAY one :: sardar is on way to office....slips on the banana peel....

    DAY two :: sardar is on his way....sees the banana peel....says to himself ....."" SAALA AAJ FIR SE FISALNA PADEGA ""
  20. slash_i_m

    slash_i_m Laid to Rest

    ^:RollLol:knew this.
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