Sardar Ka Question Paper

PUNJAB BOARD COLLEGE EXAM
Instructions:
a. all questions carry marks
b.use ur own brains once u find it. time :: 3 hrs ist
c.sleeping is NOT allowed durin exam. marks: strictly confediantial)
d.Weapons r NOt allowed.
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1.write ur name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters
(only alphabets allowed,no numeric digits allowed)

2.***? () male () female()sardar () occasionally

3.ur age group? () < 0 ()> 0 () =0

4.if u have 1 brother,how many brothers he has?
() none () 6 () question is too personal

5.if the time is 3.00 am,wht does ur digital watch show?

6.at what time does the 11.16 deccan queen comes?

7.this is question number () 1 () 19 () cant count

8.if 2+3 =5; is 3+2=5?
() impossible () forgot my calculator

9.write full form of ASAP,as soon as posible

10.who was first MAN to land on moon?
()Mr.armstrong ()Ms.armstrong () Mrs.armstrong

11.spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y

12.to reach the 12th floor of a building,how many buttons would u press in the elevator??
() 12 ()12*3=36 () Ill take the stairs

13.complete the series::1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1..............

14.Sun is nearer to India than USA coz:
() sun is smaller than usa () one can see sun,not usa
() i dont have time left to think

15.how do u make ice cubes?
()ask neighbour () buy frm ice factory ()forgot recipe

16.where does SUN go at night?
() to bed
()to nightclub
()havent followed where it goes
()its there only,but due to darkness we cant see it
() ask the sun itself

17.did u reach the last question of the paper?
() yes () no ()i don want to think extra

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we are not to blamed if this paper does not come in yor exam :beer: :

 

why are u guys always behind sardars

 

ahahahhahaa...good one!im forwarding it to my friendZ!

@guns - its bahut maja yaar!are you a sardar?

 

good one dude........nice siggi by the way

 

hahaha..... lol

 

im sardar.... but i c no harm in it, as long as it dont get taken 2 far
i no its lite hearted humour, and can really apply 2 ne1 including the likes of blondes etc...
if u want more stupid jokes, visit:
www.santabanta.com and go 2 their jokes section: its got lots more sardar jokes if that wht u like

 

LOL.....
one joke to share...

Teacher to a sardar: Where were u born?
Sardar: Ma'am Tiruvananthpuram.
Teacher to the sardar: Spell it....
Sardar: :think: :think:....aftr 5min...Ma'am I think I was born in Goa.

 

^^ :RollLol:
hahhaha thankfully he didnt say he was adopted

 

^^^LOL....rite...
kno wat...there is a surd in my office who told this to me...thats funny too...ther r very few surds who tk it easy

 

hey ppl there r many sardar jokes but let me tell u one real incident which actually was not with a sardar....this is abt one of our professors in our insti with real bad english... one of the student was doin some mischief in his class .... so he asked the boy to get out of the class and told him "meet me BEHIND the lecture" where as he actually wanted to say 'meet me AFTER the lecture' ....

at that point all the class started laughin but the stupid prof cudnt realise why .....

 

hmm..one more....

sardar has an affair with his secretary...

SARDAR :: rosy, come tomoroow at 3 pm..nobody will be ther at my house.
ROSY :: wow..ok il come dear.....

neat day ,rosy goes to his house at 3pm...thers a big LOCK on the door....

 

true sardar joke man :RollLol: ... my brain was all fukd up whem i first read it :shock: ... but i realised tht its surd joke frm a 'sardar' ..... ( no offence to n e one thogh jus meant fun ) .....

 

Q: wot do u call a sardar who lives under water?
ans: "jal-under" singh "gill"

PS: im a surd but not from jalandhar:

 

man that's a kickass joke....reminds me of college days...we were attending our English lecture...& this joke was written on the desk...quite differently...
'sardar ne apni gf ko fon karke bola : ghar pe aja koi nai hai...
uski gf uske ghar pahuchi bell bajati rahi.....ghar pe sach me ...koi bhi nai tha'

i cant forget we were all lafing in installments....first ppl on whose desk it ws written...then they passed it on to others which made evry1 laf except the lecturar...lol...

 

^^^ lolz.. too good they are...

about a year ago.. a sardar came at my shop with his Computer monitor and said.. sir ji is ke icons bahut chotay ho gaye hain.. and i was completely shocked...

 

^Whoa :shock:really ?

 

FROG:Sardar ka dimaag hota hai????
SARDAR:hota hai!!
FROG:nahi hota!!
SARDAR:hota hai
FROG:nahi hota
& JUMPS INTO WELL
SARDAR:isme suicide karne ki kya baat hai

 

A crow shits on a sardar
Sardarni gives tissue paper to sardar
Sardar says 'ab kya fayda kauwa toh ud gaya'

 

DAY one :: sardar is on way to office....slips on the banana peel....

DAY two :: sardar is on his way....sees the banana peel....says to himself ....."" SAALA AAJ FIR SE FISALNA PADEGA ""

 

^:RollLol:knew this.