ENJOY THE JOKES > >1) Two Sardars were walking together... > >Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.. > >Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha.... > > >ONE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN >OUR FAMILY, > >WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES.. MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY >BHABHI , > >MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!! > > >Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you" >Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you." >Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year." > > >Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some >sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. >"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So >the two sardars exchanged their sandwiches. > >A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always >started reading from the middle. >A friend of his asked why he did so?" It'z doubly interesting", said the >Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its >conclusion but also about its beginning > >Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana >peel and was badly hurt. Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a >banana peel >and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari >sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!! > > > >A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate. Saint >Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in >education >on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must >answer two questions: >1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". >2. How many seconds are there in a year? > >The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered... >1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. >2. There are 12 seconds in a year. > >Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's >not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get >only >12 seconds in a year?" The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February >2nd, March 2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without another word > > > >American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." > >Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!" > > > >Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be pained in front of his >clinic but our Sardar painter painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist" > > > >What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ........ > >Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' >ho jati hai > > >Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? > >Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.... > > > >Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai ... Rabridevi ka laloo >prasad > > >A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today........ > >Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for >more. > > > > >Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever. What comes >first - the chicken or the egg ? > >O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!! > :beer:
