Sabse Bada Rupaya.....

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by cYpHeR, Sep 12, 2005.

  1. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    A young unwed girl discovers that she is pregnant !!!

    >Scared,she confides this 'news' to her mother.
    >Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
    >this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a
    >call.
    >
    >Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature
    >and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
    >expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
    >
    >He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl,
    >and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
    problem.
    >However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but
    >I'll take responsibility.
    >
    >If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a
    >beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy
    >
    >will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is
    >twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a
    >miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
    >
    >At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
    >firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!"
     
  2. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    hahahahha..
    lmao!!
    :))
     
  3. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    good *drowsy*

    yeah ... pretty gooooood;lf;sd., ,fl.
     
  4. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    hehehe..good one.....btw......this shud be in jokes thread!
     
  5. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    no ...
    is there any restrictions on creation of new thread ?
     
  6. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    i dun think so.....
     
  7. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    nope there arent!but you get 5 extra points :grin:
     
  8. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    so what he has done is not illegal ...
     

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