RIP english

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, Jul 1, 2013.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement:

    Madam,
    I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna. I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.

    I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna. I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School, Bezna Road.

    I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.

    I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am.

    I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so.

    I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.

    I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.
     
  2. monica_decosta

    monica_decosta Active Member

    if this guy would have written it in hindi he would not have made a joker of himself

    Angrezii humare desh ke loggon ka mazaak banati hai ... Angrezi ki education band karo :D
     
  3. Rakeshblade05

    Rakeshblade05 New Member

    he is gay?!?!?!?!?
     

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