Reasons Why Guitars are Better Than GIRLFRIENDS!!!!

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  1. god_of_guitar

    god_of_guitar New Member

    Here are 15 reasons why guitars are better than girlfriends:

    01. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
    02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week!
    03. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.
    04. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.
    05. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.
    06. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!
    07. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double kneck guitars are not.
    08. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.
    09. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.
    10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.
    11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.
    12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.
    13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.
    14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.
    15. Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining. Watching other people do it is just sick!
     
  2. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

  3. TheDevil

    TheDevil Ruler of Hell

    chor pakda gayaaaaaa, HA ! Chor Pakda Gayaaa ;)
     
  4. Ibanezed

    Ibanezed New Member

    symptoms of people w/o gfs w/ good relationship
     
  5. thehundredthone

    thehundredthone New Member

     
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  6. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    ^I think you have way too much time on your hands. Go get a life.
     
  7. thehundredthone

    thehundredthone New Member

    Yeah I love you too.

    You're sitting at the computer at 7am and telling me to get a life.
     
  8. born2tab

    born2tab rhythm guitarist

    one point noted...
    when ever gals come into discussion...males start fighting:think:
     
  9. thehundredthone

    thehundredthone New Member

    ^ How conveniently in context. :annoyed: Happens with guitars too sometimes :p:
     
  10. shak

    shak Harrr!

    13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.


    am i the only one who feels like slapping the author for this?
     
  11. god_of_guitar

    god_of_guitar New Member

    guys, im not the author... i got this as a mail... lol ill send u the address of the author..
     
  12. shak

    shak Harrr!

    ^ i know that .. this thing has been bouncing around since 1857 .... *rolls eyes*

    [edit] dont give the email add. please.
     
  13. thehundredthone

    thehundredthone New Member

    ^ Completely agree with your previous post.

    Must've been the reason for the Sepoy mutiny. They got pissed with the Brits forwarding this crap all the time. :p:
     
  14. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    *rolls eyes*
     
  15. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    Talking of Forwards .. There's a stupid one circulating till date ..

    1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY
    and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!

    2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz
    the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back.
    3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay
    the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.

    4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$5
    Million for his pocket money.

    5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn't drink
    and
    eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to
    wait
    for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.

    6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on
    earth.

    7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can make a
    road
    from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to make that
    road
    non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to
    transport all the money.

    8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live for another
    35
    years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money
    before he can go to heaven.

    Last but not the least:
    If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers
    hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3
    years!!!!!!! !!!!




    Aargh! For how many years will Bill be 40 years of age dammit!
     
  16. zicky5608

    zicky5608 Power Shortage

    ^
    LOL..never got this one..lmao
     
  17. shak

    shak Harrr!


    the guy is rich, but is one of the most active philanthropist of our times ... and for that i respect him.

    as for the money, microsoft has started to lose market share ... wont be very long before MS' monopoly comes crashing down.
     
  18. death_metal_fan

    death_metal_fan oh goody, it's a woody!

    You're so cool.
     
  19. born2tab

    born2tab rhythm guitarist

    ^^^what a sarcasm:think:
     
  20. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    THE Reason Why Guitars are Better Than GIRLFRIENDS!!!!

    1.) You are a straight girl.


    Bwahaha. I'm so cool. Kool, not kewl (cryptic_angel is kewl)

    What m i, mean, wer m i, lililil
     

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