BUS..........male or female? There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs), with a genius boy (Bablu) and a smart one (Pappu).The dialogue between the two and the teacher goes something like this: Bablu: "Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female? Teacher: Thinking....... Pappu: "Teacher, teacher! It is female" Bablu: "Kyon?" Pappu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain." Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt. Bablu: "Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche kyon nahin hote?" Teacher is more pareshan. Pappu: "Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain." Teacher is now hiding her face. Bablu gets into another doubt. Bablu: "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?" Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle. Pappu replies: "Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte hain." Teacher faints !!!!!!!
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Types of farters: * Pretenders; farts silently then acts innocent * Shy; farts softly tehn smiles * Arrogant; farts loudly then laughs * Unlucky; tries to fart but s.h.i.t.s. ----------------------------------------------- All couples have different phases of s.e.x. life: Age 20 - din raat Age 28 - roz raat Age 38 - jumme raat Age 48 - chandni raat Age 58 - only jazbaat -------------------------------------------------- Eve: " Adam, do you love me?" Adam: " No, I don't." Eve (crying): " Then why did you make love to me?" Adam: " Hello!!! As if I had other choices."
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.' The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude.' 'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist. 'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?' 'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.' The man below says, 'You must be a project manager 'I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?' 'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep,and you expect me to solve your problem.'
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 500 grand! Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. From the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, lusty and a good cook. But our country law allows only one wife. Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat their husbands like toxic waste. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. ===================================================== A soldier was running down a road escaping from two MPs. He came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes. I'll explain why later." The nun agreed to his request. Shortly there after, the two MPs came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way." After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she understood. The GI said, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either!" ================================================== Daughter: Mom I am in love with a Guy. Mom(shocked): How old is he? Daughter: 3 months old. Mom(Now happy): Where does he lives. DaughterL : Kicking around happily in my stomach. ===================================================
INZY was once asked a different question after PAK won the match, for which he was not prepared……. Commentator : So INZY your wife is pregnant for the 2nd time??? INZY : Sabse Pahle Bismilla allah rakhim….Insha Allah all credit goes to the boyz…especially Afridi; without his strokes it wouldn't have been possible…… Commentator : *&#$@()#@!|_-?????!!!!!
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better". The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top. You are getting better at the bottom".
A boy goes to shop and buys a big book. He takes the book to a medical student and asks him how much time he will take to finish the book. The Medical guy says 6 month's minimum Then he goes to a law student and asks the same question, he says minimum 3 months Then he goes to an engineer student and asks the same question how much time will you take to finish the book??? The guy say's EXAM KAB HAI ?????
