Hey peeps.... This is for quotations that u came across........funny quotations, rude quotations, quotations showing loads of attitude....anything that made u laugh or made u think twice... :rockon:
here comes the first one from me....... See no Evil, Do no Evil, Hear no Evil, Say no Evil, Date no Evil Thats Why I am still Single
now this is funny An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. ~ Agatha Christie
some common fav of mine are :: believ what u want to / a weapon doesnt make the man <from dragon balll z:grin:> kill time before it kills you/ gandhi ji ke des mein aisi ahimsa.....kabhi nahin!! / the bible says it all <mine>
my favourtie... Don Corleone " i'll make him an offer he cant refuse" and "what kind of men are we if we are not men of reason"
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
ahem ... Camraderie of Machines ... we are all comrades anyway here are two which i kept in my siggy earlier: 1. I love animals, as long as they are dead, cooked and on my dinner table 2. I love vegatarians, occassianally i have a mountain lion steak for dinner, though
